Help a girl out (Suggestions)

I've had a hell of a day

So I was walking home from a visit to my parents and I see like a light in the distance getting brighter and then next thing I know I'm like in some fucking fancy royal court type place with like tons of people looking at me and a king and shit and he said a bunch of stuff to me about quests and heros so I asked if there was a toilet BC I'm fucking scared so now I'm just sitting here on a wooden plank with a hole in it and for some reason despite no signal I can still access this site!??

I'm kinda freaking out here and don't know where I am or what to do, am I dead? Have I lost it? Am I being punished for liking the epilogues??

I just need to talk to another person and figure out what I'm going to do

help a girl out