okay good you're here, listen. we don't have much time. a meteor is heading for a house near you and you'll likely be in the blast radius if you don't act quickly. you need to get some friends together to install and launch SBURB and you all need to try to go through the tutorial in as little time as possible. good luck.
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
Hey uh haha why is the sky turning red haha...
where am i how did i get here
Sorry, what were you just saying? I was distracted by a strange voice telling me to retrieve my arms from my cabinet.
IMPOTANT I FORGOTR TO MENTION THIS YOU NEED TO GET THE ARMS OUT OF THE CABINTET OR YOU WONT HAVE AR MS
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
I TRIED CAPTCHALOGUING THE ARMS BUT IT MADE AN ASSORTMENT OF HIJINKSFUL ITEMS FALL OUT OF MY SYLLADEX AND CAUSE A BIT OF A RUCKUS AND MAYBE SOME HULLABALOO
PL:EASE TRY TO GET YOUR FRIEND ROSE TO RIP YOUR TOILET OUT OF THE GROUND??? PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLLAELSE YOU"LL DIE OTHERSWISE AAAA
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
guys my friend alice ripped my toilet out of the ground but now she wont stop ripping shit out of the floor the meteors are coming and she hasnt even put down my alchemiter she's just destroying my house
[WITTY REMARK HERE]
That is a very odd request but who am I to disobey the whims of strange people on the world wide web. However first I will go fight my father. Important business, I hope you understand.
it's over. it's literally so over. i'm already dead i got put into a fucking ball of light and now i'm a ghost or something FUCK it's over. it's gonna happen to you too probably
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
Oh. Oh, oh man. Im so sorry to hear that. I mean being a ghost sounds cool but you seem pretty upset about that, which I can understand, considering the dying part. I think I'm okay though, don't worry about me :) Btw do you know anything about that really big rock in the sky
i can't tell you about the rock because of ghost law :( i'm not that upset about being dead i just wish i wasn't a ghost they're scary
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
==>Duckbuster: use spritely knowledge to help the rest of us survive
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!
eat the hextrometer or something. aaaahh i can't remember uhh it's like the alchrinator. eat it and then you'll enter the game i think. you gotta put the tube into the thing first to make it a Shaped Tube. idk i'm all mixed up
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
Um I tried eating all of these machines but they all tasted really bad I don't think this is working. I did however put my dead cat in this light ball and quite frankly I am not sure how I feel about this
@turingtested did it taste good??? i died trying to eat one
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
@passeriInformal are you by any chance "silly"
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
re:duckbuster, I have been described in such a way before. I admit occasional participation in antics and tomfoolery, maybe even a spot of goofing around.
re:turingtested, those brightly coloured candy-looking things are candy-tasting too??? :O I am a little tempted, despite their possible deadliness...
i'm afraid .i i think i'm fading as a ghost... losing my., my grip on this wor ld.... i see the light .,? and the void and the time and the space and the hope and the rage and the doom and the life and the breath and the blood and the heart and the mind
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
No! No hold on!! Don't go into the light! Or the void or the time or the space or the hope or the rage or the doom or the life or the breath or the blood or the heart or the void!
Well maybe go into the hope? That sounds good actually... but don't die! How will we do this without you!? D: