Homestuck Questions of the Day

Homestuck Question of the Day: What if John's birthday was on 4/20?

Homestuck Question of the Day: What if Eridan spared Feferi?

Presumably he would have then tried to take his case for sea dweller supremacy to Jack Noir and got them both crazymurdered anyway.

Homestuck Question of the Day: What time does John sleep?

1. Then there would be 80 cards in a deck, and the kids would all be 20 years old.

2. I guess it would make him... not remotely forgiveable, but slightly less disgusting. The fact that Eridan murdered Feferi shows that he is incapable of loving with any sincerity; love is a treasure to hoard, a coveted object, and one to be destroyed if you yourself don't get to have it.

3. Bedtime.

Homestuck Question of the Day: Would Yiffy beat the shit out of her parents?

Probably not. I imagine that most of her ire is directed towards the wildly OOC lady that was torturing her.

Homestuck Question of the Day: What if Jade was a Bard of Space?

Maybe she would play a fun little song? Possibly she could do a... I don't know... a little dance? Perhaps a caper?

nothing changes but Jade dresses like a KISS member now

Homestuck Question of the Day: Does the Midnight Crew play Bullshit? (the card game)

How would John react if he found out his name was associated with toilets?

John I think already had many a toilet jokes slung at him from Dave. In my beautiful mind I think dave immediately started riffing on the toilet jokes the moment he found out john's name is john. I can picture it now.

Does Alternia have a Cbeebies equivalent?

I had to look up what cbeebies was (Im American and it was unfamiliar to me), and Im going to say pppppppprobably?? Though I'd imagine they'd be tailored not to grubs but trolls who just molted, and thered a lot more overt propaganda in it, but I believe it to exist. Kids shows would always exist in societies that have tv.

How will you deal with the “annoying Hellaverse fans”?

The same way I deal with annoying fans of any fandom, homestuck included. Which is. Block them.

What Vat19 products would the beta kids most likely get?

1. No, they play 52 pickup.

2. He would point out that the use of this term is somewhat antiquated and provincial, and therefore isn't likely to be the first association people think of when they hear this common name.

3. I have never heard of Cbeebies.

4. With kindness and empathy.

5. I have never heard of Vat19.

What if John got turned into a baby?