Homestuck Recipe Collection?

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Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 0:23 AM28 days ago

Hello fellow needs, I came here to post for feelers as I think this is something fun to do in my spare time.


For a bit of background, I've been a professional cook for over 10+ years, and have a Red Seal certification in my trade as a cook (fellow Canadians sound off in the comments iykyk)


Would people be interested in learning or having recipes based off actual food items/could be edible items from the webcomic? (Most popular example thats been around for ages would be the closest thing to sopour pie, but I'd try to make it much more edible while looking as accurate as possible!)


I would love to hear any ideas or feedback about a project like this, and if it gets enough attention maybe I might consider filming it for YT and post about it on the forums and on Tumblr or something...idk.


Anyways, lemme know what you all think, and please give me some really goofy ideas, the more unrealistic the better!


(Also I do not work for Croker Corp...just saying. *WINKWONK*)

Heehoo!

Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 0:30 AM28 days ago

This would honestly be so awesome, but I can't think of much Homestuck food off-hand lol. I'd love to see what you come up with though

meep

internetWizard
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 0:35 AM28 days ago

that would be awesome!! i remember making sopor slime pie a few years back, but haven't really explored too much beyond that. would love to see recipes. as for silly ideas, i think figuring out how to do fried grubs or something like that would be fun.

-stardustApotheosis

laika stardust
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 0:41 AM28 days ago

i also want to eat a grub


disgutsting fucking clown (psycholonials)


Calvin
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 0:53 AM28 days ago

This type of thing is right up my alley. As for ideas, maybe an edible chunk of uranium, or some chalk candy.


A pumpkin dish is a no-brainer. I had a muffin earlier, and this just gave me a hankering for some pumpkin muffins. A fun tagline for them could be "Serve a platter of these to your guests, and soon they'll be saying 'what pumpkin muffins?'" (imagine crumbs around their mouths)

-Sincerely, Sharkalien

Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 2:17 AM27 days ago

this is a really neat idea! i would definitely watch youtube videos about homestuck recipes *-*


cake, pumpkins, grub sauce, mind honey, orange creamsicle, peanuts, maybe something involving gushers or apple juice? i found this tiermaker ( https://tiermaker.com/create/homestuck-food-tierlist-1561333 ) that has screenshots of some different foods shown in the comic that might give you some inspiration!



lapis
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 2:25 AM27 days ago

Loving the suggestions so far, here's at least some ideas from my noggin and general suggestions based off what people have said;


- Sopour Pie (but better)

- Grub-related food (I'm thinking like purple eclaires with like green pastry cream?)

- Totally-not-Betty-Crocker-Cake-with-not-Betty-Crocker-Frosting

- Pumpkin Pie/Pumpkin Loaf

- (Edible) Uranium

- Blue Apple (probably a cake)

- Any of the troll snacks/ background food from Homestuck

- Something Candy Corn related (cupcakes?)

- The black slime from the imps (goop)

- Homemade Faygo (or faygo mocktail)

- Rose's Mom's Cocktail (straight vodka)

- Homemade Fruit Gushers


Heehoo!

Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 2:31 AM27 days ago

what if the black slime was a recipe similar to brazilian brigadeiro?? maybe with a more liquid consistency though

everything u do is a balloon :)

Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 2:33 AM27 days ago

@bralsra Honestly, that would be super cool! I've made them before thanks to my coworkers, plus you can either do all black sprinkles or colour code them for Rose!

Heehoo!

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