Homestuck ship wars 2025...I'm literally so excited oh my god

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Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:19 PM26 days ago

When the new Homestuck cartoon finally drops oh my god there will be so many new silly ship wars, I personally cannot wait for John fans to ship him with virtually everyone only to find out none of those will be endgame (Future JohnKat JohnDave shippers will be devastated just like I was...)


Guys, we're so back. When Vriskourse happens again I'm switching sides because I never got to be on the VriskaLover's side originally. I wanna know what it's like on the other end.

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:20 PM26 days ago

New Gamzee fans who woobify him and make him all cutesy in fanart...New GamTav shippers...guys you have no idea what this means, we're like SO back.

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:22 PM26 days ago

I don't think we've ever been more back then we have right at this moment actually.

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:24 PM26 days ago

pb&j fan are going to take over the world

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:27 PM26 days ago

It's going to be wonderful. We may be on the cusp of a Homestuck renaissance. Infinite new wells of discourse, grey body paint flying off the shelves... or at least an influx of fans, art, and ideas ^w^

Personally, I will do my part by posting a seven-paragraph-long essay on why Vriska Serket is irredeemable and inherently evil the moment she appears on screen. I don't believe that, but someone has to start the new vriscourse.


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:29 PM26 days ago

I am deeply excited to be able to have a homestuck renaissance, like it's gonna be fun to talk about Homestuck with people and maybe even see them theorizing like the comic is releasing again.

Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?

Natalie
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:30 PM26 days ago

See yall in the front lines of Vriskourse because I WILL be participating and I will be defending her with my life like I wasn't there for it all in 2015

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:31 PM26 days ago

I'm so excited to join in the Vriskourse, I missed it the first time, and THIS IS MY REDEMPTION.

Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?

Natalie
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:33 PM26 days ago

Oh my god new "Proshitters DNI" fans who have JohnJade Profile Pictures because they don't know about the incest yet...oh god, they don't KNOW about the incest yet

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:35 PM26 days ago

OH GOD, HOMESTUCK + PROSHIP DISCOURSE + UNKNOWN INFORMATION IS GONNA CAUSE THE MOST FUN DRAMATIC IRONY EVER.

Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?

Natalie
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:35 PM26 days ago

@elegantSpinstress LMFAO that's so hype

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:36 PM26 days ago

"callout for shlurpo they ship johnjade (incest)" - brgugle
"callout for brgugle they fucking spoiled homestuck??? to me???????" - shlurpo

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:37 PM26 days ago

can you imagine the sheer amount of free internet argument wins that could come. people obsessed with this webcomic for years have a chance of becoming mini Shaqs of random discourse. imagine the vrisrezi discussions

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.


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Raffy
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:40 PM26 days ago

Oh my god I will finally get to be on the front lines of the Vrisrezi defense squad. I'm going to be there for the "Why VrisRezi is toxic and bad >:(((" discussions

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:41 PM26 days ago

Oh absolutely, but also consider that, aside from telling them the truth, we can also just lie. Like we can say that it's heavily alluded in Act 6 that John and Tavros are the same person in Human/Troll form. They're not going to go check, and even if they do... it's Homestuck, they're just going to get lost in the thicket of metaphors and references anyways.


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:42 PM26 days ago

personally if it becomes a full animated series I’m gonna make an alternate online persona pretending that I haven’t read the comic before but having oracle like visions of every characters personality and future story events

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.


READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711

Raffy
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:44 PM26 days ago

Holy shit I should do this...I must reignite my fan theories that are prophetic

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elegantSpinstress
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:44 PM26 days ago

@passeriInformal

How did I not consider lying. Holy shit. We should start making up a very long build up that, like, Rose permanently dies and never comes back and allude to it in the annoying “oh no…” way people are when it is actually the case

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.


READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711

Raffy
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:46 PM26 days ago

i wonder if they're going to reinvent classpecting........ or maybe we'll get an extremely detailed alchemy spreadsheet for every possible configuration

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:47 PM26 days ago

Oh absolutely. And when Rosemary shippers start appearing, we double down hard on the foreboding "oh no"ness.


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 9:48 PM26 days ago

New wave of Feferi lovers who think she will be important later on because she's a fuschia blood she HAS to be important guys

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elegantSpinstress
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