Your name is HOMESTUCK. It is today, the DAY OF VRISKA, that you have been ENGULFED IN FLAMES.
Your CARAPACE hurts, you're pretty damn HUNGRY, and you miss that WEIRD WHITE DOG THAT USED TO ANNOY YOU BUT DOESN'T ANYMORE. Basically, life is kicking you square in the ass right now.
What will you do?
>Send a C&D
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
==>Send a C&D
Bleh! No, fuck that noise. That's all you ever hear your father talking about.
speaking of DADS, yours is already on the PC. Even if you wanted to, you couldn't.
==> Erupt into more flames
Just wait until the HICU response.
>Be Andrew Hussie
>Torture the tiny, miniature clone of Homestuck even though it didn't do anything
>Be Gio
>Refuse to comply with simple guidelines beacuse you are an asshole and then play the victim in a blog post
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
> Be Homestuck
> Try to find the weird white dog (to sate your hunger)
Homestuck: Get ye flask! Drown ye woes!
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!
HS: Be Andrew Hussie
You are now Andrew "Trampstamp" Hussie.
AH: Torture the tiny, miniature clone of Homestuck even though it didn't do anything
AH: First off, that's the real deal. I hate my bastard, why would I clone them?
AH: Second off, what do you think I'm doing right now? Do you think the flames just appeared there on their own?
AH: Be Homestuck
You are now Homestuck.
HS: Try to find the weird white dog (to sate your hunger)
What? No!! That little dog is your only friend here! Well, WAS your only friend, anyway.
He's precious to you!
HS: Get ye flask! Drown ye woes!
Now that you can do. You are a dysfunctional alcoholic after all.
> HS: Be overrun by Helluva Boss
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> HS: Realize the dog came back for some reason.
Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?
HS: Be overrun by Helluva Boss
Oh god, oh god, oh god. What is this shit?
Arg!! This is so overwhelming!!
HS: Realize the dog came back for some reason.
What?
The dog?
> HOMESTUCK: To vent your frustrations, begin a forum adventure starring the anthropomorphic representation of your adventure up to this point, that being the period yesterday where you were ENGULFED IN FLAMES and the period today where you were ENGULFED IN ANIMATED WEBSERIES "HELLUVA BOSS". HOMESTUCKSTUCK STUCK (starring your original character HOMESTUCKSTUCK) will be a landmark work in the history of literature.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> HS: Use Alchemy To Turn Dog Into John Egbert.
Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?
HS: To vent your frustrations, begin a forum adventure starring the anthropomorphic representation of your adventure up to this point, that being the period yesterday where you were ENGULFED IN FLAMES and the period today where you were ENGULFED IN ANIMATED WEBSERIES "HELLUVA BOSS". HOMESTUCKSTUCK STUCK (starring your original character HOMESTUCKSTUCK) will be a landmark work in the history of literature.
HS:consume dog whole
Bleh! No! Not after you just got him back.
HS: Use Alchemy To Turn Dog Into John Egbert.
Good idea. You put the DOG down to take off the weird shading that it put on your vision. Looking around, you don't see an ALCHEMITER anywhere, nor any of the other necessary equipment. All you find is the following:
1 GIANT LEMON THAT YOU OCCASIONALLY SUCK ON
1 PILE OF HELLUVA BOSS THAT IS SEEMINGLY TERRIFIED OF THE DOG
1 COMPUTER SETUP
1 BLACK PARADE SHIRT WHICH DOUBLES AS YOUR BED
1 ANGRY FATHER WHO HITS YOU VERY HARD
>Ask the DOG to obliterate your father
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> HS: consume father whole.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> HS suck on the lemon by its mouth then inhale copium
(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
> HS: Make Out With Lemon.
Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?
HS: Ask the DOG to obliterate your father
You ask the dog to obliterate your father, and he replies with the only words you've ever heard him mutter.
Fantastical.
HS: consume father whole.
What father?
Oh look, the computer is open!
HS: suck on the lemon by its mouth then inhale copium
HS: Make Out With Lemon.
DOUBLE COMMAND COMBO!!!
You snog the lemon, and it's like:
Oh yeah baby. You like that. That's, Sour?
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