How would a hypothetical session of Sburb featuring your favorite fandom go?

One of my absolute favorite things about Homestuck is the world building and the concept of the game. I wanna hear what everyone's hypothetical sessions would be like across different fandoms. What are your favorite characters, what would their classpects be and would they succeed in their session? How would things play out?

Personally, to answer my own question, I think one of my biggest interests is Devil May Cry, and I classpected the main cast:

(Dante- Rogue of Blood

Vergil- Prince of Time (IN ADDENDUM. BECAUSE I FEEL THE NEED TO ADD IT: I know he fits a prince of heart narrative well, but I like to give V the heart classpect, since he is literally meant to be a reflection of his true soul/intentions. Time players, according to official lore: "are fundamentally incapable of just accepting things as they come. They value action over passive acceptance, even if that may not be the wisest or safest choice." and i think this fits Vergil, especially on account of DMC 5 he learns what he needs to accept about himself. If he were to play the game after these events, he would need to learn something else- as his attempts at gaining power continue in lore of other things, such as Teppen lol.)
Nero- Heir of Hope

Nico- Witch of Space

Trish- Maid of Rage

Lady- Mage of Mind

V- Seer of Heart

Kyrie: Sylph of Life

Credo- Knight of Doom)

I think Dante and Vergil try to speedrun god tiering and only start the game because Vergil finds out there's a way to gain power from this. I think the session revolves around fixing Vergil and Dante's crazy ass and impulsive decisions caused by the two of them fighting. :]