After giving it a little thought, i realized that i, in fact, FUCKING HATE my son.
Yesterday when playing ,he arranged his playing cubes in the shape of THE GOD DAMNED HOMESTUCK LOGO. For a moment i thought, "maybe he's just fooling around like the usual.", "maybe it's just his ironic shtick." But then he pointed at me, back at the cubes and made a gesture, resembling JOHN FUCKING EGBERT from the comic.
At that moment i was filled with UNBRIDLED RAGE AND HATRED, so with all my might i hurled a crate of beer toward the god damned bastard.
You know what HE did?
HE FUCKING ABSCONDED LIKE IN THE COMIC!
HE IS USING MY HATRED FOR HOMESTUCK AS A WEAPON!
I FUCKING HATE. MY. SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT RAGE. LITTLE BROTHA KNOWS HOW TO WIELD IT WELL. HONK :O)
You know what you must do.
Go back in time just before Andrew Hussie published a homestuck or any other MSPA comics for that matter, and obliterate him.
My god...
That's GENIUS! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
Thank you latadenata, i will forever be in your debt!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STILL LET HIM CREATE CALIBORN. NOT BIASED AT ALL. BY THE WAY.
CALIBORN IS JUST. SO COOL.
