idk where to put this so here
BRO STRIDER?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING BRO STRIDER GOD DAMN FOOL PUPPET FUCKING DUST EATING RAT BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT PRINCE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING BRO STRIDER. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BRO STRIDER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP SMUPPETS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST DESTROY ALL OF THEM IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER HEARD THIS MANS VOICE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST ATTEMPT AT A DUDEBRO ACCENT GET AWAY FROM ME.
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said bro striders waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with bro strider speaking one word in person on dialoglog in webcomic not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to reread the entire comic again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him like this. he's just an abuser but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some immature shithead whos a fan of shonen and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had lil cal make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.
paypal.com/IFuckingHateBroStrider
act's not even about him. showed him grabbing dave from the meteor and I lost it. where the fuck is bro strider if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt.
crusty jackass. ill punch bro strider and his sad grimy dudebro loser bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final smuppet porno he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when bro strider dies so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up and evil puppets
