If you had to pick four Friendsim trolls to join you in a SGRUB session, who would they be?

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Monday, August 18th, 2025, 6:58 AM16 days ago

As long as they were a viable friend, they count

I know they all have aspcets, but I'm not 100% sure about the classes, so unless there is a concrete answer for that, either go by headcanon or just assume their random


assume as well doomed timelines aren't exactly something you need to worry about (something probably important for all Homestuck hypotheticals)

who do you pick?

thestairs
Monday, August 18th, 2025, 8:52 AM16 days ago

Skylla-She's dependable and also I just think she's neat. I don't think she'd lose her cool if shit hit the fan, and I really think Sburbs a game where you must keep your cool.


Tyzias-I also just think she's neat so she gets to come along.


Konyll- She would not keep her cool, but it's fine because when shit DOES hit the fan I really need someone to help fight and if it's just me and Skylla we might be cooked I'm ngl.


I can't decide between Chixie or Tagora. On one hand, we will need some sweet, sweet tunes to keep the mood light or else this shits gonna get depressing really fast. On the other hand, you should never go anywhere without a lawyer. Both have their upsides IMO.

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elegantSpinstress
Monday, August 18th, 2025, 0:34 PM16 days ago

Skylla, Galekh, Marvus, and Polypa.

This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!

AwSnapz404
Monday, August 18th, 2025, 1:06 PM16 days ago

Team Power Couple! Konyyl, Azdaja, Tyzias, Stelsa.


OK, it's partly because I'm too sentimental to break them up, but they've also got a good team profile. Two fighters and two thinkers.


Konyyl: second only to Chahut as a tank, she's a lethally effective fighter, but she is also unshakeably loyal. She's our Big Guy.

Azdaja: He has plenty of both raw power and control with his telekinesis. He also has manic energy and a can-do attitude on his side.

Tyzias: Do you want to deny Tyzias the chance to create a better world? She has a strong moral compass to tell us what we ought to be doing, and the wits to rules-lawyer Sburb in our favour.

Stelsa: The planner. She is insanely organised and systematic. We can use that once time shenanigans start kicking off. Also, very physically fit.

"This is StuckUnderHell, nor am I out of it." - Mephistopheles


Bandersnatch Wrangler
Monday, August 18th, 2025, 1:17 PM16 days ago

Is it allowed to choose Skylla four times? No? Fine.

Skylla, Polypa, Boldir, Karako. The first three could probably solve just about any problem between themselves, and then there's the Emotional Support Clown!


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


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