Inexperience, or: How I Made The Lizard Scream

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Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 9:56 AM20 days ago



An airlock shuts behind you; sealing the slightly-warmer air of the arrivals shuttle away to be sucked into the unending maw of the slightly-colder air to the point of being just a bit uncomfortable. Even the jumpsuit (which is covering more scale than you really need to bother with typically) isn't really helping. The tiles are cold too-- earning a soft thwack from your tail. This sucks.

A cold, robotic voice speaks through an intercom somewhere. It's probably nearby. Or maybe just really loud.

"ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴄʀᴇᴡ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛᴀʏ."

You were the only one on that shuttle.

Well.

You're here, at least. Off to do... your job. Yes. Your job that you've been assigned here to do.

The job that you heard garbled through a desk microphone that you could barely make out over the roughly 30 other people packed into the spaceport. Yes. That job.


What is your job?

Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 10:06 AM20 days ago

>Cargo Technician

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.


READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711

Raffy
Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 11:37 AM20 days ago

>goofing off babey


antimony
Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 0:02 PM20 days ago

> A cargo technician, clearly. However, you're still dressed as an assistant... get some more fitting attire!

VISIT GOOGLE DOT COM FOR ALL YOURn NEADS

VISIT "THE WIZARD TOWER" OR AS I CALL IT "WIZARD TOWER" IN THE ADVENTURE SECTION BECAUSE I MAKE IT

Guffy
Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 7:42 PM20 days ago

> Vending machine operator.

Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 10:13 PM20 days ago

> Pineapple smuggler



Siofra Sabhait
Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 10:26 PM20 days ago

> Custodian.

-Sincerely, Sharkalien

Thursday, August 14th, 2025, 10:30 PM20 days ago

> HAIL CARGONIA. Go see the HoP and get the proper suit.

You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.

https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards

Luma (and kat)
Saturday, August 16th, 2025, 11:07 AM18 days ago



You mull over this question. Your own thoughts on the matter turn into a sort of ineffectual buzzing-- and almost demeaning. You feel like you're underestimating yourself. But maybe you're just being realistic. This own self-reflection and eventual acceptance seems to cement the idea that maybe you would be best off just pushing crates. You decide to snip this thought off further before you start self-deprecating further.

Cargo Tech sounds right, you guess.

You take a step over to make your way out of Arrivals,





I mean.

It is right there.

Saturday, August 16th, 2025, 11:16 AM18 days ago

the fact you can't edit or trash your own posts is like character assassination

i am not liable for any typos that may occur

Saturday, August 16th, 2025, 11:28 AM18 days ago

> Well, if you're here to be a vending machine operator, you'd best go get some stock! Whats missing?

VISIT GOOGLE DOT COM FOR ALL YOURn NEADS

VISIT "THE WIZARD TOWER" OR AS I CALL IT "WIZARD TOWER" IN THE ADVENTURE SECTION BECAUSE I MAKE IT

Guffy
Saturday, August 16th, 2025, 7:57 PM18 days ago

> Why don't you OPERATE yourself a bag of chips outta that VENDING MACHINE?

You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.

https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards

Luma (and kat)
Saturday, August 16th, 2025, 8:02 PM18 days ago

Operate a can of Dr. Pepper diet.

Aranea Serket
Saturday, August 16th, 2025, 10:25 PM18 days ago

> Punch vending machine in the snout to establish dominance.

-Sincerely, Sharkalien

Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 8:09 PM17 days ago

>look under the vending machine for SPACE COINS

Can't OP a vending machine without money, and you might not have much money on your PDA. If you remembered to grab one.

dramaQueen
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