while ill be keeping each of the medias i post in separate from this one as part of a code of honor i just came up with for no real reason it doesnt mean i shouldnt share my unreal wizzdom
hey maybe ill even teach you how to increase your swag factor and ironipotence
forgive me for my insolence in case im taking a proverbial superdump on the rules but the scope of whats appropriate and isnt seems like a nebulous concept and my grasp of it is like the one a pampered mutt showcases about consequence when it shits on the carpet yet another time
if the usage of the fuck word is expressly forbidden like a dark incantation ill walk away under rainclouds of shame staring at the puddle trailing in front of me reflecting only my miserable expression
tldr if you want to see the real shit i might need to settle if imagery thatd get a dystopian megacorp ceo to shit their pants and fire you on the spot before youre even considered for hiring is too extreme or not
that is
mildly phallic ironic imagery
ok thats enough talking for that in this moment i already have my answers
if you dont shoot the shot you cant make it through the hoop
(read godzilla vs barkley)
that one was yet another introductory masterpiss that was very much experimental as all first 3 comicks are
of course that was all just methodically uploaded two per day as i decided to limit myself in order to not wreak havoc in the natural order with more than two pivotal revolutionary works daily
for the real shit heres the first comyyks
note that the object richass has is not a dick
of course there was an addendum to make it more comprehensible
anyways this is just a small example of irony
want the real shit? make it yourself dawgroni
just look at all the parodies of the fucking mona lisa and shit as well as satiric comic strips
the whole world of satire has unlimited ironic potential like whatever device you encounter yourself with even if its a stone tablet just turns itself into the skaia of comedy
and despite being one of the many relegated masters of irony and relishing in my role as the master of piss
in my ancient wizzdom i understand irony takes many shapes and forms and im not the leading authority on it as there have been many before me
and whoever did have the leading authority on irony is deep in the ground ok
capiche
shitty edits moderate edits high quality edits
every one of them has their own merit to it
the point is
irony
so where are all the masterpisses at
if only someone else would make stats in the jreg fashion
wow so awesome cool dont explode
dave sucks
shit its already been so long since my last masterpiss
heres the die monster
This is peak. I too love creating ironic masterpieces.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
heres the ai wizzards second rendition for those who havent seen him yet
the reason for inactivity is ive been maintaining my blog
excuse me for that
still i had vowed to not link my blog here so youll just have to find it or something
i forgot what it was going to be about so ill be taking a new creative direction with it
anyways beforehand
da shit
i may be a thief
but thats the nature of irony
here we be pirates
ships sailing on stolen tirades
crews all in, never get tired
party all night and spit some fires
manning our cannons
shooting our shot
dropping lessons in parody like theyre hot
dont be looking at me with those spades
drooling at me eyes digging past these shades
of rad and cool, certified heavenmade
im him, bold
comedy gold
not perfection incarnate, but from a shiny mould
one in four thousand million or so
the man, the myth, the legend, im it
yes i do believe im hotshit
ultimate man of ultimate destiny
god put me up as the dj and skate jesus made me the mc
to drop the sickest beats and rap of all of history
the knight of all nights
draped in a cape
sexy taken shape
just look at my form admire or hate
ass got mass
i quench a thirst you cant sate
slaying the beast with my words
circle my date
weaponizing rhymes cause pens beat swords
and my victorys fate
long live comedy past the gate
they made me king cause it was innate
and then comes the revolution, how the turns table
taking to arms all the people able
manufacture production and keeping the econony stable
shits so innovative mysterious that you just cant quite put a label
its the ironaissantic swagalactic era fabled
hopping on the hype train
in so deep were dipping hadal
make the money rain
faces all over cable
rock, bronze, iron, fire
gas, thermite, nitro, coal
shot shot to the goal
paradoxic cool and antithesis of cold
so radpilled demoncore
humors existed since centuries of yore
youre free to browse my wares
theres much in store so much to share
many lands and horizons to explore and ways to fare
and all the underlying potential there
then cometh he with the stride
innuendos speak of a bride
were all in for the wild ride
from the train to orbiting pride
and all the other suns journeys begun
im sure you understand fun
cringe is neither here nor there
get it done
cringe is neither here nor there
dont be dumb
if youre falling fall in style
dont waste your time lingering on denial
be tenacious be ostentatious
get shit done be efficacious
my advice is gracious
but i also damn hope its contagious
invent new meanings be rapacious
being courageous or salacious
avoiding lameness
thats not usually heinous
uhhh anus
