I think Wario is whatever gets him what he wants. He is wholly mercurial in every way. There is no ideology with a man that horrible. Only a means to an end.
he hoards gold in hopes he can re-establish the gold standard. yet, he requires the logistics of the state to supply him with onions. i think he's conflicted in this regard
i think wario is uhhhhhh human?
Until next time....
He is uninterested in ideology or matters of power. It seems he craves the sensory effect of gold--its cold, smooth sparkle, the feeling of it waterfalling through fingers--moreso than the strategic pursuit of profit maximization which libertarians worship fetishistically.
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i think as a capitalist (he owns the warioware company that makes the warioware games right?) who is interested in optimizing for the most money possible, being a libertarian would make sense. their tendency to advocate for deregulation of industry & no new regulations and all that
In your heart of hearts you know he's republican, Waluigi though? There's a discussion there
i think wario is the world's first anarcho-capitalist. no i will not elaborate
i will figure out a good signature. Eventually.
mori if u elabor8 we could have a beautiful world where all discourse ever gets fixed . just think about it
everything u do is a balloon :)
Are we accounting for WarioWare in this discussion? I think it could be important to the discussion but I understand if we're only focused on 616 Wario
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
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wario would self identify as a libertarian capitalist
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