ive got a gun and im barricading myself in my office

Friday, August 21st, 2026, 5:01 PM9 days ago

SO IT TURNS OUT THAT THE POLICE DONT REALLY APPRECIATE IT WHEN YOU ALLOW YOUR SON TO RAMPAGE ACROSS THE CITY IN A GIANT CANDY MECH


I DONT KNOW WHY THEYRE COMING AFTER ME BUT I SUSPECT SOME ASSHOLE RATTED ME OUT.

WAS IT THAT BITCH WIFEHEARST? WAS IT ANY OF MY COWORKER DETECTIVES?? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA


im not letting any of these pigs in, ive got a hairpin and im not afraid to use it on any of them

Ace Dick
Ace Dick
@acedick
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