You are now JOHN EGBERT. What will you do?
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John: Be the other guy.
https://mspfa.com/?s=52851&p=1
> JOHN: find a computer
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John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
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> JOHN: Find a computer
You successfully find a COMPUTER.
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John: wonder why you're trapped in an endless white void
ab aeterno, et aeterno
> JOHN: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
You don't even HAVE a desk to shit on! And even if you DID, you'd have to be BRAINDEAD to even THINK about doing that!
After a few minutes of contemplating, you decide to do a funny little jig.
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> JOHN: Wonder why you're trapped in an endless white void
You're not in a...
Huh, you seem to be trapped in some kind of endless white void. You take a minute to think about this before doing anything else.
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> JOHN: Use laptop to search for endless white void escape methods
ab aeterno, et aeterno
> JOHN: Fuck around on laptop for eleven to fifteen minutes consuming CONTEMPERANEOUS INTERNET MEDIA before you manage to do anything productive.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> JOHN: Search your pockets.
hopefully there's candy corn.
> JOHN: Search your pockets.
You search your POCKETS and successfully find THREE (3) STALE COOKIES and FOUR (4) pieces of CANDY CORN.
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> Check the status of cookies. Chocolate chip? Raisin? It's all very mysterious.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Check the status of cookies. Chocolate chip? Raisin? It's all very mysterious.
The mere possibility that these COOKIES might contain RAISINS is too offputting for you to take even a single bite out of any of them.
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> Stick Candy Corn into Cookie and create a four legged beast.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Plug cookies into computer and create a cookieputer
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
>: put the candy corn on your head and pretend to be a troll
>JOHN: Put the candy corn on your head and pretend to be a troll
> JOHN: Plug cookies into computer and create a cookieputer
You cannot plug the COOKIES into your COMPUTER because you are now the other guy! Which is to say, John Egbert, SEVERAL (~) DAYS IN THE PAST.
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