i think (meat) karkat and callie love watching satc together and arguing over big carrie.
dave hates watching sex and the city with karkat he just absolutely does not get it. he sees women on the screen and has a complete boyfriend moment he doesn't get any of the jokes and feels like theres no plot. even though karkat could analyse satc for hours (theres a whole youtube community dedicated to this btw)
but when its time to watch maddea dave is fucking hype. dave LOVES when karkat puts on maddea. must i explain more?
anyways what are some other girl shows karkat would watch
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Karkat would fucking love Love Island. I've never seen that show but I think the general premise of it would be right up his alley.
i think he'd be fascinated by like . reality dating shows. LIKE LOVE ISLAND EXACTLY
i know karkat was gagged watching Big Little Lies
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whats the vibe on pretty little liars
Karkat has specific unhinged theories about who A is up to and including "A is in spades with one of the girls and this is a deliberate ploy to get their attention or spice up their relationship. So one of them knew who A was the whole time." Or something to that effect (Karkat is me, and I was wrong :/)
I also think Karkat likes Once Upon A Time just because of how batshit insane the storyline and familial ties get. I imagine it'd be interesting to watch a TV show where everyone's somehow related to one another when you come from an alien species where such a thing isn't even on anyone radar lol.
Karkat loves Call the Midwife, he makes dave watch the Christmas specials, and dave thinks its the most boring show in the world where nothing happens.
crying HFKJDAF IM LEARNING ABOUT SHOWS I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE. dave staring at karkat crying at call the midwife thinking "its so hot how he will cry at the equivalent of a blank piece of paper."
i think the third thing i originally wanted to put in the title was anything to do with meryl streep DHHGLJKS;KH'DSAJHDSAS karkat is one of those gay guys who loves Divas and Icons. so mamma mia OBVIOUSLY. but i think he will watch anything shes in...anything...
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i dont actually know if karkat would watch glee. but ive seen glee. do i like glee? thats a different topic. but ive SEEN glee. i KNOW glee. i know glee very well. glee is fucking batshit and i think karkat would watch all of it REGARDLESS of if he thought it was good or not. i think hed be hooked into it. he has to finish it. hes watched too much of it already. sue sylvester locks the gay kids in a closet to force them to do yaoi on camera for her. the teacher sucks and is always thrusting his hips during his songs. rachel berry sends some girl to a crack house. its too much.
* and the universe said I love you because you are love.
YEP I KNOW GLEE AND I KNOW THE CRACKHOUSE. KJDASDJS I SKIPPED THE SECOND HALF OF SEASON 1 BECAUSE IT WAS SO SHIT but season 2 was sort of like peak tv to me? it was some of the best days of my life watching season 2. but yeah karkat wouldnt skip hes not a skipper JFKLDSAJFDKLAS i like imagining him watching glee by himself completely stone faced yet locked in
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i just watched a movie called noah’s ark jumping the broom. it’s a movie from this gay series where a quirky cast of gay guys doing sitcom shenanigans. AND ITS LITRWLLY SO IRRITATING BECAUSE THEYRE SO TRIFLING AND ALWAYS CHEATING JUST TO CAUSE DRAMA AND SO DAMN CORNY. KARKAT WOULD LOVE IT. karkat would be fully laughing and crying and pointing at the screen, especially bc the main characters boyfriend starts out as a DL bi man much like his own.
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I feel like Karkat would watch all of the current era of netflix teen romantic comedies like All The Boys I've Loved Before and The Summer I Turned Pretty and he wouldn't love them because they are aimed at too young an audience but he would watch them none the less. He overall prefers more 2000s stuff in my mind.
do you think he likes that popular netflix show heartstopper (? the gay one) or is that too new for him
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I just looked this show up and knowing very little about it I think Karkat would probably enjoy it at least a little.
JadeKat fic where she introduced K-Dramas to him, and he spent a whole fucking weekend watching nothing but 5 iterations of Boys Over Flowers.
Karkat, like me, will be increasingly more annoyed with each version of Boys over Flowers because the MC picks the same awful douchebag no matter what language you watch it in. He will hop to the Thai version thinking "surely she will pick different this time!" but no. He finds out there's a shitty American version with nothing but white people and thinks "Maybe this time for sure she'll pick a different dude!" but no it's the same goddamn guy over and over again.
He has the themesong memorized and he doesn't even speak Korean but it's gotten to the point where he's determined to find a perfect copy of Boys over Flowers where the MC does not pick Ji-Hoo