That poor chair. What did the chair ever do to you?
You sit on it all day, it never protests, and this is the thanks it gets? Clearly that chair deserved better.
Anyway, someone is pestering you. Better answer them before you get kicked across the room too.
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> Take care of the chair first. Your seat is your #1 priority.