KNIFELOVERS THREAD.

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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:35 AMabout 1 month ago

>Jack: Lay down some rules.


1. This thread is for REAL KNIFELOVERS, and REAL KNIFELOVERS only.

2. All discussion here will be about KNIVES. No SWORDS, no OTHER BULLSHIT, no matter how cool they are. Make the swordlovers thread.

3. Any disrespect to the art form of knives or break of the rules will be met by STABBING.

4. Any disrespect to you, ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR, will be met by STABBING.

5. By replying to this thread, it is accepted that stabbin' is better than slicin'.

Graveyard stuffers.

Jack Noir.
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:36 AMabout 1 month ago

Cool diagram.Diagram of the parts of the knife, showing off the names of various bits. Notable is the butt.

Graveyard stuffers.

Jack Noir.
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 10:59 AMabout 1 month ago

Stabbing is something I am not enthusiastic about, but, knives are cool. Personally, I like these daggers.This is the Gile or Qolxad in Cushtic. It is commonly used in the Horn Of Africa. It was a warfare weapon. It is used for self defense, though only in life or death situations. Usually carried on the hip of its user. It was effective when paired with shields. The unique shape allows for it to be able to cut rather easy. Though, if you wanted. It would be perfect for stabbing with the extremely sharp tip. They are rather light being anywhere from 0.6 - 0.9 pounds on average. (0.3 - 0.4 kg) It is a blade of virility. Among other things, I personally think it's quite the lovely looking knife.

- “The virtuous man contents himself with dreaming that which the wicked man does in actual life.”


diaspora.
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 11:28 AMabout 1 month ago

my favourite knives are the ones that fold up nice and you can do cool tricks with them :)



Until next time....

Klutz
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 3:51 PMabout 1 month ago

How do we feel abou knives that are also other things? Like, not multitool knifes (although - personally - I'd say those are Real Knifes and rule) but one specific thing and also a knife?


Two black carabiners with inbuild folding knifes (and screwdrivers). One is folded up, the other has knife and screwdrivertips splayed out. A logo is visible on the carabiners.

Okay, like, imagine if you have some rope, and you are unsure if you need to quickly split or join it. Blam, a tool for both, in a convenient package, and the ancillary screwdriver tips are shoddy enough that the are kinda stabby too!

disasterlyDisco
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 3:53 PMabout 1 month ago

You'll allow it.

Graveyard stuffers.

Jack Noir.
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:05 PMabout 1 month ago

HOW LONG DOES A KNIFE NEED TO BE BEFORE IT BECOMES A SWORD? I AM INVESTING WITHIN A CANE WITH A KNIFE INSIDE. IT MAY BE IMPRACTICAL DEPENDING ON IF THE KNIFE IS REALLY SUPER SMALL. UNLESS IT IS A LONG CANE.

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 11:33 PMabout 1 month ago

You'll know when it's a sword if it feels more like a sword than a knife.

Graveyard stuffers.

Jack Noir.
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 3:27 AMabout 1 month ago

did someone say sord

CHRIST. FINE

why is my sign thing so fufcking big. god , can i have any thing around here any more

sweet bro
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 5:51 AMabout 1 month ago

if your knoife isn't made by a japanese youtuber who made it out of spaghetti-os cased in resin it's not a real knoifescene from crocodile dundee where he holds up his huge knife

waywardrenegade
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 5:44 PM30 days ago

IS THERE ANY DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT KNIVES ARE NOT SUPER DUPER TINY SWORDS. HOW DO I KNOW WHEN AND WHEN IT IS NOT. A SWORD DOES IN FACT FEEL LIKE A LONG KNIFE TO ME. DOES THAT MAKE IT A KNIFE OR A SWORD. HELP.

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Wednesday, August 6th, 2025, 6:53 PM28 days ago

Mister Noir, you make a good point for stabbing, but do you find no joy in prying off one's carapace with your blade? It's agonizingly effective!

Or so I've heard.

---- Heads or tails?


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Wednesday, August 6th, 2025, 9:50 PM28 days ago

I enjoy knives and multitools and such




Mithril
Wednesday, August 6th, 2025, 10:03 PM28 days ago

now THIS is a knife!!




BrobyDDark
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 6:27 PM27 days ago





Siofra Sabhait
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 7:43 PM27 days ago

Knives are awesome. In skilled hands they can be just as if not more effective than swords, and they allow for much more variety while still being called knives. additionally, they offer much more utility than an unwieldy sword, and they are an extermely useful tool outside of combat.

This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!

AwSnapz404
Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 10:09 PM27 days ago

will you accept sick ass ritual knives/athames here



i think they r cool.



lapis
Saturday, August 9th, 2025, 1:09 AM26 days ago

i had a swiss army knife that was given to me by moy mother with my initials on it, but them my initialks changed, so i had to get rid of it

hELLO i am meat bulbmer. are you sure?

MEat Blumber
Topic: KNIFELOVERS THREAD.