Let's talk about Clowns.

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:32 AM7 days ago

Hello, friends! I'm so happy to see there's activity here, but most of it is kind of... Let's just say "negative" and call it that. So in light of all of the shenanigans going on right now: Who's your favorite clown? Who's your LEAST favorite clown? Who can you break your windpipes laughing over their clown-fuckery and who could you stab 47 times in the chest? I want to see those pie flying, the mOtHaFuCkIn MiRaClEs just sitting there in the air, and the mirth you feel for those who still haunt your nightmares? Let's stir up a new conversation: on of Japes and Jamborees, MoThAfUcKaS ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:33 AM7 days ago

Haha sorry for the punctuation errors, I'm kind of frazzled at all of this negativity.

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:43 AM7 days ago

Finally, someone's bringing up the REAL important topics! As someone who pretty much always likes The Clown Character in any given media I wholeheartedly endorse any and all clownversation.

It feels proper to bring up the Hiveswap clowns first. Some wonderful buffoons in there. Karako, my precious darling boy-or-possibly-girl-if-you-follow-that-fanon, is an absolutely splendid clown child who gets an enthusiastic Honk? of approval. Chahut is beautiful and wonderfully ominous and Barzum & Baizli are fucked up little guys, good for them!

Marvus... well I first experienced this man on his Friendsim route and let me tell you in no other route did the character's literal first line knock me flat out of my seat. 1000 Clown-type damage directly to my cerebellum. Wouldn't have it any other way.


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:46 AM7 days ago

For my favorite clown I have to go with Shorty from Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Really all of them, but they have the most unique design. I love how the movie is basically just a collection of "what if this thing clowns do was evil?". Also gotta give a shout out to the People's Joker as both the funniest and most emotionally effective clown in history.


I started writing the sentence "my least favorite clown is probably" but then I couldn't think of a clown I didn't like so I'll come back here if one comes to mind.

slothArmy
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:54 AM7 days ago

I absolutely love you all, this is so good. My favorite is obviously Gamzee, because he reminds me a lot of myself. I too am a fatherless, high as fuck, beautiful creature who just wants to be friends with everyone, and I feel for him. He was put in a situation where he was sober, blasphemed, and tired of everyone not actually trying with him. I'd say it was what the kids call a "valid crash out" but of course, it could have been avoided.



My least favorite clown is Cicero, he's a lil bitch.

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:54 AM7 days ago

Clowns are great and I think a really interesting character archetype that I'm p much always excited to see get expounded on.

Arashi
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:56 AM7 days ago

@arashi500 I feel the same way! I really like the mystery and sudden change that comes with Clown Characters.

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:04 AM7 days ago

Truly! There's so much potential for interesting character moments when the Funny Clown slips and can't or won't be funny anymore. Or, alternatively, unwaveringly continues being the Funny Clown in spite of the situation...


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:05 AM7 days ago

Clowns are just such a versatile archetype. Obviously their origins are in wholesome, child-friendly entertainment, and they can still be played as such if the situation calls for it. But that also opens the door to subvert that in tons of different ways. You could make a scary clown(which is probably more popular now than the more traditional clown), you could do a clown that's not necessarily evil but still violent, you can have clown that's still funny but in a less family friendly way, or you could try and examine a character who's profession is a clown through contrasting their real life with their occupation. And that's only scratching the surface.


I also pretty much skipped past the more "normal" clowns because I am admittedly less experienced in that realm but there's a ton of variety there too(jesters, rodeo clowns, etc.). basically clowns are pretty cool.


Also I thought about it and my least favorite clown is Jack from the restaurant chain Jack in the Box.

slothArmy
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:09 AM7 days ago

My people. They have found me. They understand ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:22 AM7 days ago

Clowns are awesome. No two ways about it. Funny clowns, scary clowns, sad clowns, stoner clowns, all of them are great. I love clowns. That includes jesters and harlequins, by the way. Mimes are so-so. The whole philosophy of clowning and putting on the costume to express yourself and entertain people is fascinating to me. As far as my favorite clowns, Gamzee is certainly up there, he’s not as appreciated as he should be. Violent J as well. The Joker is of course one of the best clowns, arguably one of the most iconic villains ever. Overall, clowns are great in anything, no matter what. God I love clowns.

This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!

AwSnapz404
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:23 AM7 days ago

Porcelain cat clown dolls are specifically very gender to me. Cat jesters with clown makeup too. I like the vast error clown character too but I gotta reread it since I lost my spot and that laptop died. 😩

Kanya hears "ERROR LOGGED OUT" & looks at Rose who just SAYS "NO 'FORGOT PASSWORD' OPTION" while frowning.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:32 AM7 days ago

Harlequins and Jesters are non-protesters:


But Lethal Protectors watchin backs like Deflectors.


Society is reelin, the wallpaper is peelin


But Clowns, Harlequins, and Jesters still got us all kneelin. (With the jokes, obviously.)

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:57 AM7 days ago




kinda basic but i think my favorite clown is Harley Quinn. i always loved arleen sorkin's initial performance for her, and then they went and gave the character a whole amimated series that goes so hard (for the first couple seasons anyway). she's such a fun kind of chaotic good murderhero.

on the other end, and yet right next door, the Joker has kind of become my least favorite clown. i think there are a lot of interesting uses of the character to explore why batman is kind of a bad person, but he's been played to death, become too popular and made too sympathetic for the wrong reasons, he's an icon for a kind of nihilistic pessimist overcurrent in society i despise. this just applies to new joker renditions though -- the animated series hamill joker and ledger and a couple others keep a special place in my heart.

the revolution is now :o)


julesbilee
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 1:58 AM7 days ago

Harley Quinn is such a Valid Choice, that's awesome!

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 2:05 AM7 days ago



all clowns are valid choices, bless

also shout out to charlie morningstar

she's only really a clown in design motif (well, she is sort of a ringmaster too, hmm) but of all the chaos demon disruptor clowns in fiction she's the one i'd actually want to imitate

the revolution is now :o)


julesbilee
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 3:45 AM7 days ago

Oh my goodness, YES! I also love your take and you are so right! ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 7:05 AM7 days ago

A new favorite clown of mine that I only recently learned about is The Fool from Realm of the Elderlings. To quote a good lil post about him and his whole deal I found on tumblr:


"imagine having your own personal hater who's been assigned to you by fate and he is a tiny little clown who won't stop following you around and yammering about your imminent demise and worst of all you love him dearly"

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/2129888/789629455052292097/imagine-having-your-own-personal-hater-whos-been?source=share

Arashi
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 9:49 AM7 days ago

my favorite clowns are from psycholonials... highly recommend to all clown lovers...
and i find . clown food amusing. clown meat clown icecreams . Hmm


disgutsting fucking clown (psycholonials)


Calvin
Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 11:20 AM7 days ago

^ This person speaks truth! Psycholonials may even an omen for the future, as most Andrew Hussie works tend to be XD

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Gamzee Makara
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 0:44 AM6 days ago

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Marx. hes s🍋 silly and cha🍋tic despite trying t🍋 destr🍋y planet p🍋pstar hes ad🍋rable!



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