Looking for old Homestuck merch?

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Monday, August 4th, 2025, 7:35 PM30 days ago

Discuss old Homestuck merch you're looking for! :3

juniper
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 7:45 PM30 days ago

I wish I did n9t get int9 H9mestuck s9 late, as, I can n9 l9nger purchase the Karkat plush.

Sincerely, Kankri Vantas

Kankri Vantas
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 7:46 PM30 days ago

if it makes u feel any better i could have never bought the karkat plush. i love being a global souther

everything u do is a balloon :)

Monday, August 4th, 2025, 8:11 PM30 days ago

Personally, i rlly rlly want these squiddle keychains that seem to look like coin purses??

idk i think they're super cute!!!



u cant tell me these wouldn't be so banger attached to my carabiner...

juniper
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 8:13 PM30 days ago

anyways, if anypony knows where i can get my claws on the squiddle coin purses let me know bc i will spend so much money


like 20 dollars maybe


juniper
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 9:54 PM30 days ago

i would DIE for one of the sbahj books. but they're SO rare + so expensive. its insane

Bard of Heart - Caprilo

Kankri
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 11:24 PM30 days ago

-Pokes head in and starts taking notes- :3c

Joyfulldreams
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 1:53 AM30 days ago

the little vodka mutini plushie with magnets in its legs!!!!!!! i want it so bad

allie
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 2:09 AM29 days ago

i would cull someone over the scalemate wallets i think. im not aware of many official merch items, as i only got into homestuck in late 2023, so im sure id fight to the death over much more x)


Mituna
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 4:25 AM29 days ago

Ooooo I'd luv to get the midnight crew playing cards! Besides that the only other thing was that big mayor plush from a long time ago (2015 i think)... They did a smaller version at some point, but the big man never returned


*Despite everything, it's still you


BracingStripes
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 4:31 AM29 days ago

i need the mugs so bad it hurts. i also really wwant a derse shirt but the site sellin those got shut dowwn ://

wwhats goin on wwhats goin on wwhats goin on (pretend there a march eridan picture here)

eridan
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 4:38 AM29 days ago

i’ll never have it. that’s ok. i’ve made peace with that fact.bro strider enamel pin

bro
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 8:11 PM29 days ago

Those fuckass mugs with the beta kids faces haunt me constantly and I need them. I would sell my soul for a mutini plush and just all of the cool clothes they had in general. It seems like most official hs merch now is just shirts with aspects ​</3 I do have one old piece of homestuck merch (shirt) that I scored for 7 dollars tho!! I saw someone selling it for 90 dollars on depop so I felt accomplished lol

Sincerely, the daver

Jim_jam
Wednesday, August 6th, 2025, 5:30 AM28 days ago

god i wish i bought all the official cosplay items from back in the day


the vriska god tier hood/shirt, the terezi scalemate hoodie, i used to have the welovefine plush aradia horns but then sold them back around 2018 and ive regretted it deeply ever since



lapis
Wednesday, August 6th, 2025, 6:41 AM28 days ago

Honestly I'd love to pick up those HS vinyl figs.Those damn foolsThe doofs mentioned:

“In mario there’s koopas, but in life there’s other things…” Lil Draculosos, a two second sketch of a shocked vampire.

Ghoulbot
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