You wake up in what appears to be a prison cell somewhere in the MARSHES OF MIRTHINGTON. Please enter NAME, SPECIES, and CLASS.
Watch Wavelength (1967) by Micheal Snow. Film of the Summer.
NAME: HMAS Mirthington
SPECIES: Marsh boat
DESTROYER-CLASS
>eats somewhere other than olive garden once
>fucking dies
NAME: PRISONER #682-53210 (Your name was confiscated)
SPECIES: MIRTHITE
CLASS: MARSHALL
NAME: H.H. GREGG.
SPECIES: GOBLIN.
CLASS: WIZARD.
NAME: Reginold Crown
SPECIES: Skeleton
CLASS: Bard
name: conker bump
species: legume
class: paint alchemist
Until next time....
NAME: Fernalio
SPECIES: Junk Kobold
CLASS: Gastrobandit
You are known to the world as CONKER BUMP, a JUNK KOBOLD PAINT ALCHEMIST. Perhaps (you wonder idly to yourself) your CLASS was the reason that you got trapped in this place to begin with.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Watch Wavelength (1967) by Micheal Snow. Film of the Summer.
> Paint a pink-black checkerboard pattern on the floor
> Do a funny Little spin to get a feel for the Controls.
> Paint the door a less harsh shade of red.
You really wish you could; it's WAAAAY too saturated, and giving you a little bit of a migraine. But sadly, You're pretty sure that you don't have-hang on.
Yeah. You only have a paintbrush with no colour equipped to it. Every other paint bucket you previously had on you must've been confiscated by whoever runs this place when they brought you into wherever you are. I guess they thought that it was okay for them to leave you with a paintbrush when you don't have anything to paint with?
Watch Wavelength (1967) by Micheal Snow. Film of the Summer.
> Steal red paint off the door using your brush as forcefully as you can muster.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Piss on the floor and paint a beautiful sunset
> Jam paintbrush in keyhole
> Look at map