Midnight Crew Thread

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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 1:28 AMabout 1 month ago

Hello this is the place where we all talk about the best Homestuck Act, the first Intermission, and it's associated topics such as the Midnight Crew (in universe comic), the Midnight Crew (the characters), Spades Slick (post Intermission), The Felt, and Leprechauns.

Todays question: why the fuck wasn't Spades Slick allowed to live post Collide come on man PM should have killed Bec Noir so Spades Slick could have kept his mafia business going. He would understand and not ruin everything, just give him an infinite supply of Scotty Dogs and he will be not that big of a threat to national security

Mod that user, then ban them, then pin their thread, lock their thread, make them a system admin, kill them, bring them back to life, have them give birth to themselves, then ban them again.

gooBomber
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 1:32 AMabout 1 month ago

god knew he was too filled with powers to live

spadesSlick
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 1:37 AMabout 1 month ago

what kind of jack ass names themself "spades" anyway

Read DEAD HAND DEALT at MSPFA dot com!https://mspfa.com/?s=52851&p=1

spades gameing
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 1:39 AMabout 1 month ago

it will always be hilarious to me that the narrative seemingly forgot which jack was meant to have actual characterization LOL though i will admit i love thinking about jack(dog) being forced to live among all these weirdos who he was trying so hard to kill not that long ago

The reckoning can't wipe this place out soon enough.

Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 1:43 AMabout 1 month ago

'Spades Slick' isn't your real name, of course. No hard-boiled gangster like yourself would be caught dead going by the one the feds already know about. It's a moniker; a nickname- and a cool one at that. 'Spades Slick'. Rolls right off the tongue.


Hearts Boxcars, on the other hand... That one requires a bit of work. Heavy on the consonants.


Ask us about Theoretical Metaphysics

Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 3:08 AMabout 1 month ago

Finally, a place to debate the fact that Clubs Deuce is the most effective and competent member of the Midnight Crew!

-KeCh

Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 0:10 PMabout 1 month ago

hi i'm really proud of that username


> INTERMISSION
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 5:08 PMabout 1 month ago

I LOVE HEARTS BOXCARS I HOPE HES FARMING WITH HIS HORSES AND SHIT. And I hope Droog is having fun in his gocey store.

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Monday, August 11th, 2025, 4:13 AM25 days ago

i have missed spades slick every day of my life since april 6 2016 and if hsbc brings him back in any capacity i will give the team everything i own


https://mspfa.com/?s=30587&p=1

Monday, August 11th, 2025, 2:03 PM24 days ago

I'm more of a Diamonds Droog fan. He's one classy gentleman.

"This is StuckUnderHell, nor am I out of it." - Mephistopheles


Bandersnatch Wrangler
Monday, August 11th, 2025, 2:21 PM24 days ago

@kechmeifyoucan YOU'RE RIGHT ACTUALLY........


> INTERMISSION
Wednesday, August 13th, 2025, 3:36 AM23 days ago

a screenshot of [A6I5] SS: Follow in the program Goggles. In the panel Sapdes Slick and Ms. Paint have been drawn over to look like they're getting married.


never forget homestucks first canon wedding...

beep boop 🤖🚀

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Topic: Midnight Crew Thread