Most hated character?

You're the opposite of me then because I cannot fucking stand Calliborn in any capacity. I can't even read fanventures with him in it without getting angry that he exists. I did find his entries in this forum to be funny though lol.

i want to pop doc scratch's stupid cueball head like a balloon

Drunk Roxy.

Need I say more?

Jake English. But I've been warming up to him. His fans are still insufferable tho

equius.

Words can't explain how much i despise Jake.

would your opinion on equius change if I said “If he caught Gamzee strangling Nep instead of the other way around, that clown would’ve been torn to confetti”?

Probably not Mr.Jakeyboy.

fair enough, enjoy the rest of your day (:

You too! :D

Used to be Jade, as the original Exposition Fairy girl. She's the funniest to bully, though, so it's kinda endeared me to her over the years.

In terms of eye-glazing "Yeah, skipping this garbage" pesterlogs that hurt my eyes, it'll always be Gamzee with Roxy as runner up.
Both are Hussie's attempt at substance abusing characters, I realize now. Makes me wonder if he ever actually tried that stuff

I don’t know that he’s ever had a problem with it but I’d bet my last boonbuck he’s tried the devils lettuce, devils dandruff, and had his fair share of booze

Karkat Vantas in the current HS2/Beyond canon for both Meat and Candy. I hate him and what he has become.

I hate to say it but honestly Jane. Hate might be a strong word since I did like her introduction at the beginning, and I really saw the potential, but she didn't really get her chance to shine in the main comic with all the teenage drama and becoming brainwashed. And then the epilogues basically took her character out back and shot it. I can't really fault people for reducing her to "evil dictator" since she has spent about 80% of the comic being one without much further exploration of her character. I'm hoping that the reveal of her presence on the ship in meat will give her a chance to have better moments again and maybe it will change my opinions.

both me and clown right activist are going up to doc scratch and repeatedly smash his head

and also cronus i guess

cronus but if i met kankri i would drop an anvil on them

SPECIFICALLY ult dirk is just insufferable to me. i know this is probably a common take but thinking about him and what he’s been doing just BOILS my blood because what do you mean this socially stunted awkward sweet kid who wanted to try his best to keep his friends and (ecto)family safe and happy turns into this absolute douchebag with a pair of stupid poofy pants and idiotic cape and the AUDACITY to, and i list:

emotionally manipulate and gaslight his best friend-to-lover-to-friend-again-to-sorta-lover-again and destroy his self esteem just so he could get a free ride off planet to do whatever the fuck he deems so important

essentially encourage rose to die, become a robot, and abandon her loving wife for SOME BULLSHIT REASON

DISS JOHN AS HE’S DYING

BASICALLY FUCKING MIND CONTROL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE???? AND JUST BE A CREEP AND SPY INTO THEIR LIVES?????

IMGONNAKILLHIMIMGONNAKILLHIMIMGONNAKILLHIMAUAHYEGYRHIWHFEHHUGERBHUEGRBJIGERNNIJGRINJGJERFNJIFRE I HATE ULT DIRK

I can see why it's very easy to hate Ult!Dirk because he is generally really insufferable and I think that's also kind of the point. The Dirk we saw in Homestuck was the only "good" Dirk but he lost that battle and we are now stuck with the Worst Dirk imaginable lol.

Hussie has drank--we know this because they spent the soul portrait money getting schnockerbottomed on booze at the Olive Garden--but I doubt Hussie has ever done weed or any psychedelic. Neon Ice Cream Headache and all of the weed jokes in Homestuck feel like jokes made by an outsider looking in, and also Hussie is a gay nerd who would probably cry and run to the nearest police officer to voluntarily submit to arrest after smoking even a single weed.

now how am I gonna be the first person to say eridan...