My 2010 contribution to the fandom

I'm not sure that this even warrants the moniker of "creative work," but this is what I cobbled together and posted to the original forum back in 2010 as my prediction for the Ultimate Reveal of the true villain of Homestuck. Clearly, I peaked at age 14, for nothing I could possibly achieve with the rest of my natural lifespan can compare to the monumental achievement that is this magnum opus.