after much deliberation of the lack of a proper monarch for , WE HAVE decided to install a leader, ourself, by the title "Rexfrux, Peerless Among Produce."
WE DO solemnly swear to govern the people of the rumpus room, and of my possessions, according to her respective laws and customs.
WE WILL, to the utmost of our powers, cause law and justice, in mercy, to be executed in all our judgements.
WE SHALL, to the best of our ability, protect and preserve the rumpus room and her rumbustiousness.
the things WE HAVE stated here, WE WILL perform and keep.
GIVEN TODAY
AT: RUMPUS ROOM
ON: 18:15, 13th of August, of the year 2025, Singapore Standard Time (SST)
-Sinaya Sattis
my sea, my tirtha.