omsuk insa toki pona

(translation: Homestuck in toki pona)

So if you don't know (which you probably don't), toki pona is a conlang by Sonja Lang (so random Canadian). It only has 140 words and is constructed to be extremely simple. It's inspired by newspeak from 1984.

I am going to be translating Homestuck into toki pona! I probably wont make it past Act 1.

God help me.