No, seriously, I've written multiple novel-length Homestuck/Hiveswap works over the last few years. Some of them are good, even! Here's my favorites!
Plasticine Soul (https://archiveofourown.org/works/23964748/chapters/57638383): A cyberpunk AU featuring a hybridization of Beforus and Alternia, with the Dancestors and Beta Trolls as major characters. A massive ensemble cast, plot with tons of twists and turns, and some really cool CSS formatting fuckery!
A Delightful Abattoir (https://archiveofourown.org/works/28111980/chapters/68878350): A Hiveswap story in a MSPAR-less world where everyone has gone offworld. A terrorist attack on an Alternian military training facility kicks off a series of events that reach from the lowest rungs of the Alternian army to the highest echelons of Imperial power. This and the sequel, An Unkind Sanctuary, make up a complete duology that explores an alternative take on the Hiveswap continuity.
The Antecedent (https://archiveofourown.org/works/33933235/chapters/84384109): A sequel to articulatelyComposed's "The Progeny" (which you should also read!), this is set in a universe where the Hiveswap and Homestuck trolls co-exist and end up playing Sburb together. Set on Earth after their session, this story follows Tyzias Entykk as she realizes that someone might be trying to start another Sburb session. It has a sequel, The Lineage, that picks up roughly where this leaves off and goes in some wild directions.
The Twenty-Fourth Problem (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57052993/chapters/145098343): Unfortunately this is unfinished and will probably not end up being finished, but if you want to read a re-imagining of the core premise of Homestuck taken in a sci-fi/cyberpunk/dark fantasy/urban fantasy direction, this might be a good one! Kind of like if the Dark Tower met Homestuck.
Did Friendsim 2, among other things
