Real official carapacian piss philosophy thread

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Saturday, August 30th, 2025, 0:42 PM1 day ago

(For those who are new to the topic (I'm making the thread just now but we've constantly been talking about it on the MSPFA server for over a month now) I feel the need to specify that is is not remotely meant to be NSFW (so don't make it), I just have the sense of humour of a 5 year old.)


Carapacian piss! Discuss.

Once upon a time (on the 24th of july of the year of our lord 2025) I brought up the fact that Jack Noir has canonically been stated to have a "magnificent [...] pissing radius" in the MSPFA server which sparked a conversation that would soon become a recurring topic. This is how it all started:


Great, awe-inspiring things have been said about the subject, such as:






Also recently we debated on a tier list of individual characters' pissing skills and this is what we all eventually decided to agree on for now:



Do YOU have anything to say on the subject of carapacian piss? Discuss. This is what the thread is for.


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Saturday, August 30th, 2025, 2:49 PM1 day ago

Piss Philosophy well im Pissed off at ye.

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Magic Mirror
Saturday, August 30th, 2025, 11:24 PMabout 20 hours ago

but how well do leprechauns piss? 🤔

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NinHenry
Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 4:26 AMabout 15 hours ago

@NinHenry


I feel that they just piss whereever the fuck they want, it seems like itd be in their nature.

fritz
Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 4:36 AMabout 15 hours ago

how are the girl characters better or worse at pissing?


I cant really see how skill would be involved unless theyre doing shit like this



fritz
Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 2:37 PMabout 5 hours ago

@ninhenry Hello leprechaun waste considerer. This is carapacian piss philosophy not leprechaun piss philosophy. Good question though.


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Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 2:38 PMabout 5 hours ago

@sirlywebmester agreed with your reply to the leprechaun piss question. my answer to YOUR question: Not sure but that visual is absolutely insane holy shit


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Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 5:45 PMabout 1 hour ago

how are the girl characters better or worse at pissing?


I cant really see how skill would be involved unless theyre doing shit like this


I mean. There is nothing in canon that says that Carapacian gender assignments have anything to do with whether or not you can pee standing up

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archivalAngel
Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 5:49 PMabout 1 hour ago

Wait why are bec noir and spades better at pissing than alpha jack

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archivalAngel
Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 6:25 PMabout 1 hour ago

@libraryseraph

in response to your first comment: TRUE!!!


in response to your second comment: okay so bascially at some point someone brought up the idea that prospitians are worse at pissing than dersites because and i quote "skaia fucks up their organs and piss-blocks them" and, well, the alpha kids' session's iteration of jack noir spent quite a while in a prospitian jail so based on that logic he would be worse at pissing than the others


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Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 6:43 PM29 minutes ago

Getting kidney stones from skaia...

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archivalAngel
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