(For those who are new to the topic (I'm making the thread just now but we've constantly been talking about it on the MSPFA server for over a month now) I feel the need to specify that is is not remotely meant to be NSFW (so don't make it), I just have the sense of humour of a 5 year old.)
Carapacian piss! Discuss.
Once upon a time (on the 24th of july of the year of our lord 2025) I brought up the fact that Jack Noir has canonically been stated to have a "magnificent [...] pissing radius" in the MSPFA server which sparked a conversation that would soon become a recurring topic. This is how it all started:
Great, awe-inspiring things have been said about the subject, such as:
Also recently we debated on a tier list of individual characters' pissing skills and this is what we all eventually decided to agree on for now:
Do YOU have anything to say on the subject of carapacian piss? Discuss. This is what the thread is for.
Piss Philosophy well im Pissed off at ye.
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but how well do leprechauns piss? 🤔
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@NinHenry
I feel that they just piss whereever the fuck they want, it seems like itd be in their nature.
how are the girl characters better or worse at pissing?
I cant really see how skill would be involved unless theyre doing shit like this
@ninhenry Hello leprechaun waste considerer. This is carapacian piss philosophy not leprechaun piss philosophy. Good question though.
@sirlywebmester agreed with your reply to the leprechaun piss question. my answer to YOUR question: Not sure but that visual is absolutely insane holy shit
how are the girl characters better or worse at pissing?
I cant really see how skill would be involved unless theyre doing shit like this
I mean. There is nothing in canon that says that Carapacian gender assignments have anything to do with whether or not you can pee standing up
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Wait why are bec noir and spades better at pissing than alpha jack
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@libraryseraph
in response to your first comment: TRUE!!!
in response to your second comment: okay so bascially at some point someone brought up the idea that prospitians are worse at pissing than dersites because and i quote "skaia fucks up their organs and piss-blocks them" and, well, the alpha kids' session's iteration of jack noir spent quite a while in a prospitian jail so based on that logic he would be worse at pissing than the others
Getting kidney stones from skaia...
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