Retirement Home for Homestucks over 30

Remember update culture? Remember when we thought Dirk's name would be Dick? Remember when your could bend down and get back up? We, The Greatest Generation of the fandom, now have our own thread. Here's to surviving 15 years of community infighting and (inshallah) 15 more.

What are you up to in your Golden Years?

I used to be a feral teen fan and now I have my own cast iron pan and a fiber supplement.