Centuries ago, the SUNNYFOLK used their unfathomable power to cowardly hide their SANCTUARY above the clouds to avoid a looming APOCALYPSE. An apocalypse they created. An apocalypse that never came to fruition. Now, you have finally reached the ancient ISLANDS IN THE SKY, hoping to find the treasure that allowed them to perform such MIRACLES.
State TITLE, WEAPON and COLOUR.
Until next time....
TITLE: Psychic Lanceur
WEAPON: Spear
COLOUR: Blue
TITLE: Irresponsible Alchemist
WEAPON: Numerous Potions of Ill Reputation
COLOUR: The Shade of Purple commonly known as #360969
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TITLE: The Scary Getter
WEAPON: A Wholeass Other Dude
COLOUR: Mauve
TITLE: Chief Captain of the Forecastle, Esq. WEAPON: Flintlock + Leadshot×3 COLOUR: Chartreuse
go apeshit i guess
TITLE: MITTMEISTER
WEAPON: KNUCKLEDUSTERS
COLOR: EGGSHELL WHITE
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> TITLE: MITTMEISTER ESQ. WEAPON: OTHER DUDE. COLOUR: CHARTREUSE
You are now the MITTMEISTER ESQ. You wield OTHER DUDES with great GUSTO.
Uh oh! Looks like the OTHER DUDE isn't taking too kindly to being WIELDED!
You are now ENGAGED IN BATTLE with the OTHER DUDE.
Until next time....
> Offer sincere yet fake apology to Other Dude
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> Summon Another Dude.
You're fresh outta Dudes!
> Offer sincere yet fake apology to Other Dude.
7 (⚂⚃) + 1 (GOB lvl) - 1 (Bad first impression) = 7
An OKAY apology, but the OTHER DUDE is unmoved.
You brace for the OTHER DUDE's COUNTERATTACK, but they are UNASSIGNED, and thus, CANNOT DO ANYTHING.
State RELATION, FOOTWEAR and SIZE.
Until next time....
RELATION: Seventh Cousin Thrice Removed
FOOTWEAR: ASSKICKING Boots
SIZE: Women's Extra Medium
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>Other dude: TITLE: SNAILTHUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9LylmwNdM0
RELATION: SOME SCHMUCK
FOOTWEAR: STEEL-TOED TOE SHOES
SIZE: ELEVENTEEN
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RELATION: daughter of the vicomte's cobbler
FOOTWEAR: eelskin kitten heel
SIZE: juuuuust right
> RELATION: SEVENTH COUSIN THRICE REMOVED. FOOTWEAR: STEEL-TOED TOE SHOES. SIZE: WOMEN'S EXTRA MEDIUM.
You are now their SEVENTH COUSIN (thrice removed). The STEEL-TOED TOE SHOE fits snugly onto your single foot.
You also call the battle off. Why on Earth would you fight your dear, seventh cousin?
You can also now submit commands pertaining to the Mittmeister Esq. (ME:), their Seventh Cousin (SC:), or both (BOTH:).
Until next time....
BOTH: Embrace each other in a promise to never wield another dude again
This post has been approved by me
BOTH: Stack on top of each other to form something vaguely shaped like a real person
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>Inform seventh cousin that the fate of the world is at stake. You must come together as weapon and meister and defeat the great evil!
ME: Inform seventh cousin that the fate of the world is at stake.
Well... the world isn't REALLY at stake... except for maybe climate change and global sea level fall, but who cares about that?
No, you really just came to this SANCTUARY for some sweet loot.
BOTH: Stack on top of each other to form something vaguely shaped like a real person
This accomplishes nothing. No, wait. You spot a SIGNPOST in the top right of the island! How did you not see that before?
Until next time....