Splatoon is absolute PEAK who agrees?????

It is PEAK and I LOVE OCTARIAN SOCIETY AND OCTARIAN LORE AND I LOVE THINKING ABOUT STUFF THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED AND ALSO THE IMPLICATION (I THINK) THAT THE LITTLE TENTACLE GUYS MANNING THE GUNS THAT ARE THE BASIC ENEMIES ARE CHILDREN????

WHICH IF TRUE COULD IMPLY A REALLY MESSED UP PRACTICE IN OCTARIAN SOCIETY OF FORCIBLY REMOVING TENTACLES FROM SOLDIERS TO MAKE MORE CHILDREN. AND THEN THAT COULD HAVE A LOT OF ANGST FOR OLDER OCTARIAN OCS. SO. MUCH. ANGST.

AND IF I'M INSANE OR THIS WAS DISPROVEN OR FANON OR SOMETHING THEN IT WAS ALL A HEADCANON. ALL A HEADCANON......

SPLATOON MAKES ME SPEAK LIKE KARKAT IG.

SPLATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!