Tell me your OC's lore

Blendan is a small marshmallow-like creature that had melted into and become permanently fused with a kitchen-blender mech suit. The blender is filled with some sort of energizing smoothie which power the mech but also if and when it touches him, his body dissolves or melts a little more cuz it's basically like acid to him.

Detective Cookie is a mushroom... of what kind, I can't remember but he is based off a specific real species of white mushrooms that relate to his name somehow (maybe Boletus cookei?). He works as a vigilante detective who is well-known and liked around town but doesn't get paid. At the very least, the police often just let him do whatever he wants at crime scenes, as long as he doesn't eat the corpses and doesn't get in the way of police autopsies (by eating the corpses). He's mute, either selectively or as a disability since birth, but has a rather verbose (and egotistical) internal monologue in which he mimics the narration of classic detective stories and easily gets him distracted by minute details (since that's what the great detectives focus on). While he takes his job seriously, outside of work he can be immature, apathetic and sometimes abruptly violent or morbid in his actions and vibes. His best friend is a cabbage who forcefully acts as his unpaid "assistant" and "interpreter".

This red thing is a crustacean species tangentially related to the crab (they are distant cousins). The horn on its head is like a bee-stinger expect they can regrow them and also make erectify them to pierce wider or deeper things. They like jousting with their horns like swords. The species used to have arms but then I removed all of their arms because I had to model them in 3D and didn't feel like adding arms.

ok so there's this character named autumn right. tma oc except for when she isn't. her story is weird and complicated and i don't rlly wanna get into the whole thing but! there is this whole thing where she inevitably ascends to become an extinction avatar and she sheds her physical form and becomes a funny computer guy trying to have the entirety of humanity upload themself into the internet like her. there's a lot of baggage with that and she isn't really. happy in that role. she's basically assumed an ultimate form of hopelessness and kind of regressed to how she was back when she was a kid where the only thing keeping her alive was a computer screen. yadda yadda. so there's this other story i'm planning on doing with her and some other characters which is basically just homestucking them. and she's like a prince(ss?) of time or whatever and. she read homestuck. she knows how her story will end. she knows it probs won't be happy. so she just ends up isolating herself in the furthest ring until she gets dragged out for story purposes. and you see. where this intersects is. i'm. genuinely wondering if i could make avautumn (my awesome nickname for avatar autumn) an ultimate self. an ultautumn, even. it's probably not gonna be canon since her base story isn't at all related to homestuck but! funny. plus there's the potential interesting commentary to be made with being fanfic, yknow? idk.

My favourite at the moment is Skulder. She's a Madrigog: a cuttlefish-themed alien living on an icy moon. She's currently an apprentice in the Guild of Spies. This isn't as exciting as it sounds, as her chapter of the guild specialises in doing industrial espionage for the Guild of Millipede-Handlers.

Skulder lives in a house-sleigh drawn by two giant velvet worms, which she used to share with her master, Eighm. Eighm is somewhere else now and they aren't supposed to talk, but she still swaps encrypted messages with her apprentice. Skulder is a bit of a Goth and usually dresses in yellow, which is the colour of grief on her world. She is very hard-working, idealistic and utterly paranoid: she thinks there is a grand conspiracy linking the Church, the deep state, and sinister beings called "humans." She's quiet, but can be snarky. Her home is a chaotic mess full of stacks of takeaway containers. Other than Eighm, the only person she trusts enough to open up to is her team-mate Jovall.

Skulder's paranoia is partly justified by events. Two other team-mates were recently wiped out by a nuclear explosion after they broke radio silence, and when she went to visit a third, it led to an outbreak of gang warfare.

Somewhere outside of reality as we know it exists a realm of infinite size, seemingly existing only to contain a single equally large monster. This monster's name is Eyea, a name which is quite easy to spell, yet not a single soul knows how to pronounce it correctly. Eyea cannot leave their realm, but they can reach out into other realities through portals. These portals all resemble the same eerie face, one carrying a sort of uncanny valley quality. Due to the very limited size of these portals and Eyea's aforementioned infinite size, they cannot do much more than reach a few limbs through the portals, but for a being of such immense cosmic power, even a few limbs reaching through a portal have the potential to rival gods.

Anyway, they're a total jackass. Think like that one coworker you have, except they can turn you inside out on a whim. It's like that. They just love poking and prodding at everyone and everything capable of being annoyed by it, and you can't even do anything about it because they're a goddamn immortal eldritch super-ultra-mega god or whatever the fuck. Maybe you think this all sounds really cool, or really funny, but that's just because you've never had to put up with them yourself. You can never understand my pain. I'm just typing about them and they're still finding a way to get in my head oh my god they're so fucking obnoxious I can't even