The Homestuck Fandom goes to market and buys a wolf, a sheep and a cabbage. On its way home, The Homestuck Fandom has to cross a river by boat from one side to the other. The boat can carry only the The Homestuck Fandom and one other thing – the wolf, the goat or the cabbage, so the The Homestuck Fandom will need to make a few trips to boat all three over to the other side.
During the boating, The Homestuck Fandom will always have to leave two things on their own on the banks of the river. For obvious reasons, the wolf cannot be left alone with the goat – he will devour it. The goat cannot be left with the cabbage, because she will eat it. How then, can the The Homestuck Fandom transfer all three to the other side of the river, leaving them all intact?