THE WIZARD TOWER

> APPRENTICE: turn on the light

APPRENTICE: Stick your head out the window.

APPRENTICE: Eat Bowl of Mushrooms(?)

> APPRENTICE: turn on the light

Good call.

Now we can see the WIZARD'S APPRENTICE and their room in glorious colour!

> APPRENTICE: Stick your head out the window.

It's unfortunately still pretty damn dark outside, and the rain doesn't help either... but they can tell they are very high up.

The WIZARD'S WET APPRENTICE.

> APPRENTICE: Eat Bowl of Mushrooms(?)

That is a bin of WIZARDLY SCROLLS.

The apprentice puts one in their mouth anyway.

Tastes like OLD. Tastes like PAPER.

> Apprentice: Check out Books on Bookshelf

> APPRENTICE: Check out Books on Bookshelf

Ah yes, the books. Numerous they are.

From bottom to top, we have:

SWAG WIZARD MEDIA. Various images of wizards fill the pages. The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE has studied this tome many a time. Unfortunately, not much actual wizardry information is contained within.

This next tome may prove extremely useful, as its title is "SPELLS FOR PEONS!" Within it should be various easy-to-cast spells for beginners and young learners, such as the WIZARD'S APPRENTICE.

At least, that's what their WIZARD MASTER says its called. The grimoire is written in an ancient language, and the MASTER said something like "Translate this or suffer!" The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE doesn't quite remember the exact wording.

That top book looks quite important! Unfortunately for the APPRENTICE, it's a bit too high to reach. From what they can tell, it doesn't have a name, only various stars scrawled across the spine.

APPRENTICE: PONDER THY ORB ON TABLE

> APPRENTICE: PONDER THY ORB ON TABLE

The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE (freshly dried off screen) grasps their orb.

They think, intently.

They ponder.

They ponder.

They ponder...

The APPRENTICE gains the [PONDERIFICUS] buff, giving them a temporary +2 gain to their AXIOMATIC ARCANOSITY stat.

> Apprentice: Use cauldron as a stepping stool to reach the Star Book.

> APPRENTICE: ponder patch of grass on the floor

> APPRENTICE: Use cauldron as a stepping stool to reach the Star Book.

Close! But unfortunately this is a slippery and uneven second hand cauldron. The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE tumbles in a fantastical way, and loses 2 HP!

> APPRENTICE: ponder patch of grass on the floor

They ponder the patch of grass which currently cushions their head. For the most part is IS just a patch of grass, a piece of turf ripped straight from the earth and placed in the APPRENTICE's room by their MASTER.

Supposedly they can plant things in it, but they just haven't gotten around to it yet.

Unfortunately, the APPRENTICE already has the [PONDERIFICUS] buff, and it does not stack.

>APPRENTICE: Sit inside cauldron like a little cauldron goblin

> APPRENTICE: Sit inside cauldron like a little cauldron goblin

The APPRENTICE rights the cauldron and sits in it. It is a tight squeeze.

This is ludicrous. What is this meant to accomplish? What are we doing here? We're being so foolish that-

oh. The APPRENTICE gains the [TOMFOOLISHNESSITY] buff, giving them a temporary +1 gain to their GIZMO'S GAMBIT stat.

> APPRENTICE: take the orb and picture off the table, then drag the table over to the bookshelf and stand on that instead

> APPRENTICE: take the orb and picture off the table, then drag the table over to the bookshelf and stand on that instead

The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE attempts to move the table, but it appears stuck in place! It glistens and sparkles...

They get on top of the table anyway.

In the effort of getting on top of the table, the drawer slips open!

Inside said drawer appears to be a pencil, a WIZARD LAPTOP, and a STICKLY WAND.

> APPRENTICE: log on to the wizardnet

> APPRENTICE: Equip Stick Wand

> APPRENTICE: Equip Stick Wand

The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE picks up and auto-equips the STICKLY WAND. It grants +1 to AXIOMATIC ARCANOSITY and -1 to EXARCHIC EQUANIMITY.

> APPRENTICE: log on to the wizardnet

Ah yes... the wizardnet.

First, the APPRENTICE has to boot up this beast!

... Or wake it up from sleep.

The APPRENTICE's last page on ORB BROWSER was on OFFICE SPELLS dot com.

Presumably, that's how they summoned their desk!

Summoning a desk for you and me!

It thankfully doesnt take much to summon

Here is what you need:

1 Mana

4 AXIOMATIC ARCANOSITY

1 Wyrmwood Bark

Speak the COMMAND PHRASE:

"MY DESK, OH MY DESK"

and point, or think the phrase and focus a channeling item.

Please be aware, if you have less than 6 AA you

will not be able to move your summoned office supplies.

(bonus panel, the APPRENTICE's desktop: https://file.garden/aI3wU-F60GI2Rjrg/WIZARD%20TOWER/BONUS%20PANEL/8-3-2.gif )

GUFFY'S NOTE:

god dont let me spend a day making a whole computer setup and shit again PLEASE

also now mirrored on MSPFA :)

https://mspfa.com/?s=64672

> APPRENTICE: Visit OFFICE SPELLS.com's home page

Clearly, they don't need to look at this Desk summoning spell anymore. The APPRENTICE already knows this one.

They check the home page to see what other spells they have so they can decorate if they want.

Welcome!

Thank you for visiting our cool website!

We have resources for spells you can use to make

cool furniture and things for your office space.

Our site and spells have been imbued with power thanks to

the SUMMONERS of the WHISPERING VALE.

Enjoy!

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TABLES

Desk

Sit Stand Desk

Office Desk

Gaming Desk

Student Desk

Folding Table

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CHAIRS

Desk Chairs

Ergonomic Chair

Gaming Chair

Lounge Chair

Folding Chair

Dining Chair

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STORAGE

Drawer

Cabinet

Plastic Storage

Shelves

Bookcases

Storage Cubes

Safe

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DECOR

Lamp

Photo Frame

Artificial Plants

Clock