THE WIZARD TOWER

Twas a dark and stormy night, where heavy clouds hung.

A heavy, near omnipresent rain, flew down from 'twixt the veil.

The meandering keep split asunder the torrent,

a WIZARD TOWER that stretched immeasurably high.

Within, a CHALLENGE would await.

A TRIAL.

A TEST.

HARDSHIPS.

Further difficulties that one could discover by reading a thesaurus.

I ask thee, are you prepared?

Let us peer into this WIZARD TOWER.

Let us see who we are to deal with for this potentially life-changing journey.

...

Wow, is it damn dark in here or is it just me?

I can just see their outline... but this room contains...

the WIZARD'S APPRENTICE