An individual stands in a room they've been locked in for almost as long as they can remember, so long in fact that they don't even remember their own name. For the sake of convenience, we will be calling them "Subject" for the time being.
Your title is Subject, you have been in this room for as long as you can remember, with no way out you can see. Recently, you have been given a computer. Thank God. You have been. So. Bored.
This isn't to say there's very much to do, but as is customary, this question will be asked.
What will you do?
i'm mail main
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> Search for an art program. It's time to get creative.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
re:@tegbruh
> go on fruity rumpus dot com
You open up what is indisputably the greatest website on Planet Where-Ever-You-Are, fruityrumpus.com!
...you have no idea what any of these words mean
re:@courtyarddroll
> Search for an art program. It's time to get creative.
You decide you wish to draw something. So you open up Paint and get drawing!
Now... what to draw...
How about... A door! Been a while since you've seen one of those!
fuck. yes
This is the best door anyone has ev-
What the fuck?
i'm mail main
> Open the door.
You open the door.
The only thing on the other side is a wall that is, somehow, completely flush with the frame. Darn.
You also notice that the door on Paint has also opened.
i'm mail main
> Draw a much better computer.
"OH NO! NOT THE LAZERS AND THE SPIKES!" "Oh, you know the drill." "OH NO! NOT THE DRILL!"
"The government is BEES!"
"My brother has a brother."
"BUZZZZZZZZ asterisk"
"The sun is a deadly razor." "Oh yeah? Well, what does it do?" "It shaves your head off."
>Draw a portal in the open door.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
> Delete drawing program out of Fear of Powers Greater than you can Responsibly Wield. Or maybe make a Funny Cube instead.
> Draw a scary guy in the doorway on the computer
>Go back to computer and draw a fridge packed with coca cola and one moldy frozen pizza.
>Draw yourself a pair of snazzy sunnies
