Update... 9/18/25

I LOVE THIS UPD8 SHES SO CUUUTE

I love all the teases to the future characters I am so HOOKED

BANGER UPDATE

soooo many cute Ly'lac panels... I absolutely love CC he talks exactly how I hoped he would, tho I wasn't right about his gender! I wonder if he's transmasc? That might be part of the potential satyr cosplay? I really can't wait to get more into satyr and nymphs conceptions of gender.

good to see that Satyrs have tails, love the tease of TC, the big city is really cool, too, i hope we get to see more of that!

tcs house looks so cool! im excited for our crash-course on satyr society :33

I LOVE CC I LOVE CC I LOVE CC !!!!! \(//o^)/

Finally the other players talked!! Also, AA telling everyone not to greet Ly'lac...:(

Anyway I want to copy CC's cute emoticons...I wonder if the // are bangs or a missing eye/eyepatch (～//▽￣)～

wait CC's a he? CT refers to CC as 'him' in one of the chats

I fucking KNEW TC was a satyr. I mean, in hindsight, it was pretty obvious, but I had doubters on me, yo. He looks great, though! I'm excited to see what the satyrs look like outside of a silhouette.

<DB:> is there a walkthrough posted yet? idk wth is going on ToT

[CC:]> oki https://tinyurl.com/shrubwlkthrululz

<GH:> DO NOT CLICK ON THAT

desperateBystander was subsumed <DB>

<IT:> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

<GH:> @darkgeniuses please ban CC already

<GH:> he's bringing a harsh radioactive vibe to this server

auguryAside [AA] has banished greasedHogman <GH>

<IT:> he wasn't wrong!!!!

auguryAside [AA] has banished idleTriffler <IT>

<AD:> btw guys the necessary equipment IS water proof

<AD:> if anyone even cares

<BW:> what you spill water on it?

<BW:> you wet monster

<TI:> I know I already asked a million times but does anyone have any space in their party?

<TI:> I wanna play sooooo bad

<PP:> @AD this is actually helpful ty

<PP:> are there any cheats yet for getting more grist

<AD:> dont worry about the grist just focus on the countdown

<TI:> so everyone is just going to ignore me huh?

<PP:> what happens when the countdown ends?

<AD:> idk i didn't fart around to find out

<TI:> all i want is a chance to prove myself and be a good team player and make some new friends

<TI:> i don't think that's unreasonable right?

<TI:> what is it about me that like doesn't deserve that?

<OM:> dude take it to vent if you have so many sopping feelings

<TI:> man if you were hurting i wouldn't brush you off

<TI:> i'd ask you about your fucking day

aggamemmonsTheory [AT] has issued a deterrent to twentyInches <TI>

<TI:> whatever

<TI:> stupid game requiring people to have idiot friends

<TI:> but whatever i'm trash right?

aggamemmonsTheory [AT] has banished twentyInches <TI>

gavageCunctation <GT> has entered #palehørse-darkgeniuses

[AA:]> I SEE THEE!!!

Here's the transcipt

Not me copying the tinyurl link in the hopes for secrets and getting an error message instead bc theres nothing 😭

im sorry- clopping??????? Dirk youre at fault, arent you 0_0

anybody else see roxy's head? hair? general swirl vibe in the clouds on the last page? it makes me think of callie's mural from the intermission

all of these adorable ly'lac panels are the perfect birthday gift for me lol !

AA is soooo good this update. also god. bishonen pretty boy tc...

purple guy... where have I heard of one of those... (jk im really excited to meet all the other people)

Oh boy, I'm really excited for the future!

On one hand, I'm really liking these squid kids and horse kids, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of them and the plans Dirk and Rose have for them, and how everything will probably be much more chaotic than they originally planned XDXDXD

Not to mention Terezi and Vriska reuniting, and the Omega kids starting their adventure away from their parents, which I have no doubt will help them and at the same time traumatize them (Also, I think that ironically, it will help them understand their parents more, for better or worse...)

On the other hand, I already miss the Original Cast, both Meat and Candy<3<3<3<3

I'm already looking forward to seeing what Meat Jake and Meat Jane are like in personality and goals, what kind of relationship they have with the rest of the ship and among themselves (I miss these dorks getting along), and if Karkat already has any ideas to help Calliope "fix" Candy lololol

And let's not even mention that I'm dying to see how things go on Candy after such a dramatic and spectacular ending, and what they plan to do to get to Deltrius, which is on Meat, and how the rest of the characters deal with their personal drama, and if there's a glimmer of resolution or if there will just be more chaos and drama; ) ; ) ; )

Wherever the story goes, I'm hopelessly hooked. Keep it up (^///^)

re:matthew it led me here lol???? https://www.deviantart.com/snizabelle/art/Homestuck-Eggs-611288392 idk why

just tried it again using a link from tumblr instead of the forum?? https://tinyurl.com/shurbwlkthrululz and it led https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/videos/shurbwlkthru.mp4 here??? okay then i remembered seeing that screamer float around yesterday when the upd8 dropped

Ly'lac flopping around the room while disarming bombs and talking to Vriska is downright hypnotic. It's a 7-beat cycle: Right-and-Left-and-Flop-kick-kick.

No update for a few days now... but no September news post either! I have a hunch there'll be one last update right at the end of the month to cap off this flurry of activity.

No end of month update, no september check in, not even any news post related to the pilot.... When will the next upd8 beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??? I need to see more deltritus shenanigans ;^;