You are now THE WEDDING CRASHER. This is a title given to you after you sucked off a hitman so hard in this yacht's bathroom that he died and you took his place as the mighty executioner. His AQUAFINA BRANDED ear-piece ran out of battery mere moments after the dork on the other line said "If you don't kill Micheal Jelquesalot in 10 minutes we are BLOWING UP the ship and EVERYONE IN IT!". Kind of an evil concept if you think about it, there are like what... 500 people on this yacht? You are guessing because you sneaked in through the cargo for all the free booze and suckable dicks, look how that turned out.
You have no idea who this Mike is, and where the ragdoll woman who currently holds your hand even came from. It feels like you were born just now, what shall you do?
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