What ability from Homestuck would you most like?

Whats up rumpus enjoyers, its TA with another silly whacky question: Out of all the powers (or power sets) that exist in Homestuck proper would you most like to have??? I'm talking anything that we as humans on this plane of existence would consider abnormal, so something as basic as Equius's crazy STRENGTH is a totally valid answer.

Me personally, I would go with Johns Heir of Breath powers for sure. Not his retcon, that's too OP for me, but for sure the windy thing and general flight n stuff.