what are your cis headcanons?

hi :) what are your cis headcanons/theories for homestuck characters??

kind of a niche thread idea but i thought it might be fun to share XP

personally! I headcanon maplehoof as cis because i don't know if horses even do gender! haha

okay thanks for reading!! tell me your cis headcanons no matter how wacky or improbable they may be uwu this is an accepting place!