hi :) what are your cis headcanons/theories for homestuck characters??
kind of a niche thread idea but i thought it might be fun to share XP
personally! I headcanon maplehoof as cis because i don't know if horses even do gender! haha
okay thanks for reading!! tell me your cis headcanons no matter how wacky or improbable they may be uwu this is an accepting place!
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
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Aranea is cis cus she got crazy Beforan gender surgery where they go back in time and reassign your sex
>eats somewhere other than olive garden once
>fucking dies
The idea of Kankri/Zebruh being anything but cis terrifies me
https://linktr.ee/psycholonials
Knuckleses shitty dad is cis
https://youtube.com/@DeepDiveDevin
There's something existentially horrifying about your father being yourself
https://linktr.ee/psycholonials
Hussie said Gamzee was the only cis character in Homestuck jokingly once so I took that to heart. lol
Does Horsegender mean nothing to you?
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!
The horrorterrors are cis... that's what's so horrorterrorful about them :(
Eridan
Equius
Gamzee
Kanaya... sorry... I love trans Kanaya tho
Most if not all dancestors
Caliborn is both Cis and Trans at once it's crazy
there. can you hear it? of course you can’t. but if even you could, it would sound like nothing at all.
caliborn is maybe the most cis and trans character to ever live i agree
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
I could tell you which characters are straight. That one's easy, Jade, Aradia, Meulin, Kurloz, Ms. Paint, Wayward Vagabond, Writ Keeper. Those are all the straight characters in Homestuck.
But cis? Damn. I mean. I'm not saying NONE of them could be cis. Plenty probably are. But saying which ones for sure? Jeez, That's a tall order. Can we say the ones that are objectively evil and terrible, like Cronus, are all definitely cis? No? That's irrational and also gatekeeping? Well, I suppose you're right. Transition isn't something to be permitted or denied based on jumping through enough moral hoops. But can I still kick Cronus off a cliff? Yes you may, says the higher inner voice. I kick Cronus off a cliff. SHE (!!! >:) did i just blow your mind or what?) is dashed to pieces on the rocks below, in a way that is cartoonish, amusing and nonvisceral. Wow, so now you're kicking your fellow women and trans people off a CLIFF, the higher inner voice says? Wow, somebody CANCEL this beeyatch, the higher inner voice continues. Oh my god stoppp!! You said it was fine!! You said I could kick Cronus off a cliff!! You CAN do anything, Magic Mirror. But SHOULD you, the higher inner voice smugs me eyebrowingly? YES!! YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY KICK CRONUS OFF A CLIFF!! THAT SEEMS PRETTY BASIC!! SHE HAS COMMITTED FUNDAMENTAL CRIMES!! Well, good point, the higher inner voice teas sippingly.
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Tavros is cis and it's part of the reason why he suck/is bad
Magic is FAKE AS SHIT/FUCKING REAL
@magicmirror Your higher inner voice is cis. I'm so sorry.
rors :)
😭she isss!! ugh!! so lame!!!
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Jade is not straight.
uhhh anyway Jake is cis. boy has never thought about his gender. Rose is also probably cis. Don't really care about the trolls bc their gender is weird, and i think everyone else has the potential for transness within them
Diamonds Droog is cis. He's like dad Egbert but with no indication that he is intentionally trying to push the idea of being a gentlemanly figure. He's just like that.
