WHAT IF: Homestuck got a stupid live action movie

SO!! with the existence of movies like the Minecraft movie (starring Jack black), the Mario movie and it's star-studded va cast, and the INCREDIBLY awful looking Moana live action coming up (which, the only thing I've seen from it is the rock as Maui which,, my god )

what if Homestuck got a live action movie where every major character was played by some famous celebrity that just barely fits the character they're playing

think like awkwafina as like,, idk Roxy, or Jack black jack noir (purely because they're both named jack)

idk add your super epic Homestuck live action cast predictions here !!!!