If you press the button you get one million full plastic water bottles. They're in a storage unit close to you. They're in boxes containing multiple bottles loosely stored in each box. There's a random amount of them per box. Could be 1, could be 1,000. You can do whatever you like with them. Sell them, use them, give them out, whatever. The only rule is no one (including you) can live in this storage unit. You may be in there 8 hours a day (not night!) except on weekends where you may not enter it, like a regular full time work schedule. The storage unit is currently filled wall to wall with these palettes of boxes, but if some space is cleared, you can store anything you want in there. You never have to pay for this storage unit.
If you don't press the button, you will be given 10 dollars at the end of every week for the next 20 weeks amounting to 200 dollars. It will deposit right into your bank account. Someone else in the world will get the water bottles and you may never take this offer again.
Would you press the button?
I could definitely get over 200 bucks for all that water on like craigslist or something so yeah I'd press it
absolutely the fuck not. too much effort.
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No, even if i profit from this the idea of going to some storage unit and selling waterbottles to god knows who sounds exhausting, I'll take the money thanks
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I'm pressing the button, taking some of them home with me and then giving out the rest
Guys, it's a free storage unit, usually you gotta pay monthly for those things
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ill just get the two hunned bucks i aint dealing with all that
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also i guess i'd press the button idk
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pressing the button, no hesitation. all that water could be donated or saved up in a stockpile for natural disasters. selling the water could also make more than 200 bucks over time if you play your cards right. it's a no-brainer
imagine how many bottlecaps you can chew from that. definitely pressing.
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Consequences however..
i lease the storage unit. i wouldn't even remove the water, just leasing the thing should get me over $200 pretty fast. (oh god why do i feel like a reddit user someone help)
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Ultimately, even though it would be tiresome to deal with all of these water bottles, I think that it would be something I would regret passing up, so yeah,
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I will press the button and drink all the water cause I'm really thirsty rn.
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