You Are A Building

(NB: this is based off "I Am A Building"; The skit can be watched here: https://youtu.be/OhU_u4rq1Tg)

can i sing a psa themed around finding missing building trixie?

> can i sing a psa themed around finding missing building trixie?

You quickly sing out an improvised song about your missing friend Trixie. It's not your best work, but it gets the point across.

You attract the attention of two people on a nearby building.

> Inquire about why people would stand on a building. It's just not nice.

> Inquire about why people would stand on a building. It's just not nice.

You're not so sure about that. Maybe they have permission to be there? Either way, it wouldn't hurt to check on them.

You introduce yourself and ask the people what they're doing.

One of them grabs a megaphone and answers you. They say they're Moxie and Molly, and they're working on repairing the building's roof.

> ask Moxie and Molly how they feel about board games

> ask Moxie and Molly how they feel about board games

They say they're quite fond of the game RISK.

You're not sure what to do with this information.

>Ask maxie and molly to play a game with you in order to kill some time.

> Ask maxie and molly to play a game with you in order to kill some time.

"Kill Time"? You'd rather not. Just to clarify the current situation:

This is the first time in TEN YEARS that your best friend has not shown up to sing with you. Don't get yourself wrong, you don't think she should be FORCED to sing with you. But on the rare occasion where Trixie bailed on you, it was because something bad happened to her (illness, her sibling getting injured (yes buildings have families)) and she let you know ahead of time. Since she didn't show up OR tell you, you can only assume that something EXTREMELY bad happened to her, like the "on death's floor" kind of bad. She could be moments away from singing her

last note.

Either that, or she's just running late.

...Huh. Maybe you SHOULD play a board game to calm yourself down.

You ask Molly And Moxie if they'd like to play Risk, but they don't have it on them. Which makes sense, come to think of it. Why would a building maintenance crew bring a board game to a job site?

Molly and Moxie ask you about the "I need to find Trixie PSA" you were singing. MAYBE you should ask for their assistance???

> request maxie and mollie's assistance in a cryptic way

> request maxie and mollie's assistance in a cryptic way

You slide up to Moxie and Molly and speak to them in hushed tones.

Hey. You didn't hear this from me. But there's this building, right? And this building is what some folks might call... "missing." Real tragic, that. Now, You're not FORCING them to do anything, but if they could lend your assistance... well, it would save everyone a whole lot of trouble. Otherwise, something really tragic might happen. They catch your drift?

Moxie and Molly start running away for some reason.

Suddenly, a police helicopter flies up to you. It announces that your are UNDER ARREST.

This is concerning.

What do you do?

> run?

(sidenote thank you for running this adventure it's very fun)

> run?

You don't know why the cops are trying to arrest you, since you didn't commit any crime. So you run away from the cops, which you suppose is probably a crime in itself. Oh well. You don't like the cops anyway. They hated it when you sang your anti-racism PSAs because they kept getting noise complaints.

Speaking of noise: You're sure making a lot of it! Turns out that a 200,000 ton structure hitting the bricks makes quite an impact on the road. And jostles up your insides real good. You sure wouldn't want to, say, BE A HUMAN ON THE INSIDE right now.

But you've got bigger problems than your occupants. There's a long line of cars up ahead that isn't moving at all. How are you going to deal with them???

(sidenote: thanks! you're welcome.)