YOU ARE EXPENDABLE.

IT IS A LOVELY DAY TO DIE. YOU ARE EXPENDABLE.

YOU HAVE A NAME, one much too long to use unless absolutely needed. You have a shorter one too, but you don't like it. YOU DON'T LIKE EITHER OF YOUR NAMES. You suspect you were named out of spite (and you would be CORRECT).

You are A THING, and more specifically AN IT. THAT IS HOW YOU ARE REFERRED TO BY EVERY PERSON WHO HAS REFERRED TO YOU. There is very little you are good for and very little you do. You have accepted this fact by now. Recently, you have taken to SLEEPING IN ALLEYS. You have JUST AWOKEN in one.

>WHAT DO YOU DO?