> Sheathe pen.

You drop the pen into the sheath. It clatters around a little bit.

> Lick the bottom left object on your internal map.

You make your way to the bottom left of the room and run your tongue against the furnishing there. Your face recoils as your TASTEOMETER goes into the negatives. It appears you have licked a bed that has had some unpleasant materials seep into it.

TASTEOMETER:

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TASTEOMETER RATING: THAT WAS DEFINITELY MOSTLY URINE

You do not like this room.