In topic: "YOU ARE EXPENDABLE."

Monday, August 4th, 2025, 11:38 PMabout 1 month ago

> Examine graffiti.
> Try to come up with a new name for yourself, inspired by the graffiti.


You turn around to inspect the GRAFFITI ON THE WALL behind you.


The creature turns around to face the wall.

None of it is particularly...


A close up on the graffiti. There is a drawing of a penis, what looks to be the word "C4", the words "fugly bitch LOL", an unreadable scribble of letters, the "cool S", and a crown with "LOCAI WAS HERE" written underneath. The creature sweats.

... Inspiring.


> Throw away your prior names. Name yourself ALLEYCAT.


The creature faces forwards and looks at its tail with slight rosiness to its cheeks. The Moniker Manager pops up on the left side, displaying 3 of 10 slots full. There are name placards- one grey one that says "NOT UNIQUELY EVIL" in red lettering, one made of taped together cardboard saying "TOBIAS", and a light grey one that is visually bigger and reads "ALLEYCAT".

That is a name you can familiarize yourself with! You may not be a cat, but you've got the TAIL for it, so it will do. Unfortunately, since you still have room in your MONIKER MANAGER, you cannot replace any of the names you have been granted thus far. Not that you suppose you'd want to. They were both GIFTED TO YOU.


> Dumpster dive. Literally

It takes effort to reach THE DUMPSTER, so you aren't able to literally DIVE inside. However, you still certainly lean inside.The menu is gone. Alleycat leans into the dumpster. Its legs are a ways off the ground, and its tail sways slightly.You CANNOT REMEMBER what the BUILDINGS around you happen to be, so the contents of the bin are even A SURPRISE TO YOU. It must be some sort of RESTAURANT, as OLD AND ROTTEN or simply STALE AND HALF-EATEN FOOD makes up most the bags. There are BROKEN GLASS BOTTLES, though ONE IS INTACT AND EMPTY. THREE DENTED but UNOPENED CANS lay inside as well, with NO LABEL as to what is in them. A MANGLED FORK juts out of a bag.

You COULD DIG FOR MORE, but there is NO PROMISE IT WILL BE INTERESTING.


>WHAT DO YOU DO?

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES