$1,000,000USD Dollars US for sure. If I give it to all my friends I can live off them forever and then imagine the pranks. "I'll give you a million dollars if you do this." and then I actually give them $1,000,000. It'd fuck with their head forever. Oh also I could make like 90 people not be homeless that works too.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
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