> Equip broken glass bottle

You are not a fighter. You were not made to fight, nor refuse. But what you were made for has long since been a mere formality.

The BROKEN GLASS is stored safely behind GLASS to be BROKEN in case you wish to have the BROKEN GLASS. The irony is not lost on you. You are INTIMATELY FAMILIAR with the CONCEPT OF IRONY.

>Lets bring the camera out a bit, see our surroundings.

There is very little of note, though you do not think you will be doing this in the same manner every again.

> Also adopt the moniker "Fugly Bitch", just for the heck of it.

You do not want to do that.

You are now also known as FUGLY BITCH.

> Take the intact glass.

You suppose you may need this eventually, even with LIMITED SPACE.

> Chug all three cans

You do not have the means to open these cans! Curse blunt teeth and... your hand situation that will not be clarified upon.