> ST: Pull the rope without looking

You have a bad feeling about this!

> ST: wear chalice as a hat

You resignedly place the bucket in your inventory, and put the chalice on your head.

> ST: Drop an aspirin down the chalice hole to assuage BD's hangover.

You feel like you're gonna need these way more than she will but whatever, que sera, sera, right?

The aspirin quells Buxom Dipso's hangover somewhat.

... She'd still like a drink, though.

ST+BD: Do a little switcharoo, trade boob pills for boob candy.

You don't have any boob candy.

> ST: rip out SOUL and throw it in BIRD CAGE

You have no idea how you'd accomplish that, short of plunging the dirk into your chest and ripping your heart out. You're pretty sure that would kill you, romantic albeit.

> ST: Ascend.

> Check Belfry for bats.

You've yet to find any bats, but there seems to be a crow up here.