>jesse pinkman

Your name is JESSE PINKMAN, but your friends call you CAP’N COOK. You are currently living in your RV. The reason why is a long story, but let’s just say it starts with your PARENTS being a bunch of GREEDY KLEPTOMANIACS.

That aside, you have a number of INTERESTS. You love VIDEO GAMES, SONIC in particular being your favorite. You listen to HIP-HOP MUSIC from LEGENDARY ARTISTS like SLIM SHADY. You’re also an AMATEUR METH COOK, though you’ve been getting better recently thanks to your BELLIGERENT DICKHEAD of a partner.

What will you do?