In topic: "Classpect Questions?"

Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 3:34 AMabout 1 month ago

@nebulacarrion tysm! Glad that you enjoyed my analysis on your classpect, it means a lot, same goes for anyone who felt the same way of course!! Thanks for requesting master classes, I'll get them done in two separate replies. Be warned, masterclass blurbs are much longer than the others.

Lord: A class that is restricted to the single player in a dead Sburb session. A Lord is a Lord because of two major things, the journey they go on in their session to conquer and then destroy the planets in their game, and the leprechauns that they gain from this. This is one of the most on the nose class titles; the definition of the word lord is “someone or something having power, authority, or influence; a master or ruler.” A Lord is one who, when given The Choice, chooses the path of the conqueror over the path of the martyr. The leprechauns they gain have a singular unique power relating to the Lord’s aspect, and are utilized in conquering and destroying various places in paradox space. Their goal in the story is always to conquer all of paradox space, escaping the bounds of their own universe with the immense power that they gain. They are so powerful that many people in the universe may go so far as to deify them in positive or negative ways. 

Heart: Basically soul, the essence of someone's being, and someone's emotions. It's speculated that it's also related to intuition. The emotional reasons people do things, opposed to the logical reasons. Heavily associated and likely directly tied to romance and relationships.

Lords are ridiculous. Just fucking ridiculous. Lord English could shoot fucking lasers out of his mouth and had a god damn transformation that turned him into some big fucking hulking beast. I'm assuming the lasers are somehow time related. If I think too hard about the lasers I'll lose my shit I swear to fucking god. Anyway!

It's my own speculation that the Lord's urge to conquer and destroy everything in paradox space is somehow related to their aspect. Caliborn's taste for destruction came down to simply destroying for the sake of it. He was just genuinely pure evil. That's why he ended up with the time aspect. Lords of Time are the most powerful type of Lords, and his lust for death was so pure that he ended up literally embodying the concept of entropy.

So, what about a Lord of Heart?

A Lord of Heart would hate emotions. They would hate connecting with people. They would despise the concept of love and relationships and that would be what's at the heart of their hatred towards every living thing in paradox space. It could just be something that's fundamentally wrong with them, but it could also be caused by having had their heart broken. Doesn't have to be by a former lover but that would of course be very fitting. They would hate people more than Caliborn did, and would refuse to form any kind of relationship with anyone. They'd probably see their leprechauns as nothing but tools. Their leprechauns powers would probably involve a lot of emotional manipulation. Let's see if I can list a few powers! The power to immobilize someone because looking into their eyes can make them instantly fall in love, similar power but instead of someone falling in love it's wracking them with complete and utter heartbreak, completely destroying someones emotions temporarily, the power of immaculate intuition, stuff like that. And since some leprechauns just have really fucking stupid abilities, a heart leprechaun could immediately fall in love with anyone they look at or some other kinda stupid shit.

A Lords destructive capabilities would be annihilating peoples souls. If there was a cult that formed around them it would probably involve themes of completely abolishing their emotions and refusing to have any meaningful relationships.

(This reply took so long to make because I've been a bit busy and kept getting interrupted, so sorry!!!)

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